I had this idea the other day... what if you lived alone on a piece of farm land with some scattered woods. You get home from work one hot evening and spot four wheeler prints on the side of your house leading to the back forty. Pissed off you grab your shot gun and follow them a mile back in... you see the four wheeler parked in the woods. On the seat are a helmet and women's clothes and shoes stacked neatly on the seat. Puzzled you set your shot gun down and start to look around for a "naked" woman. You guess it's some younger couple fucking the shit out of each other. You find nothing in the immediate area... the trail the four wheeler is on dead ends another 1/4 mile emptying into a massive farm field? You are like wtf, that's where the farmers only inlet and outlet are at the end of this trail, the place is a absolute mud hole. The mud is brownie mix thick with its middle like soup. Probably measures 20' x 20'. Where are the owners of this four wheeler. You quietly work your way towards the inlet. As your about 30' from the mud hole you smell cigarette smoke. Now your sure someone is there! You make your way around the corner and before is a identical Kate beckinsale look alike nude and up to her tits in mud.... she apologies for trespassing and apologies for being nude. Your cock is rock hard. You talk with her a little bit. She realizes your nice. Takes her mud covered hand and extinguishes her cigarette she had sitting atop some solid mud. You ask her if she needs anything, she says no. She says your sweet and asks if you would like to join her in the slop.....

Nah! You should have shot her