So Friday night before dark I was driving to the store and I got this terrible smell. A guy had a pig sty. I slowed down to check it out. He had 2 fat pigs in it. Basically an area about 20'x20' covered in about 4" of mud with a shelter in the corner, a deeper mud pit in the other corner and a trough in another corner. I watched 1 of the pigs eating out of a trough with his head buried up to his ears in slop. The other pig (female) was waddling towards the large stinky mudpit. Shebasically submarined herself head first into the mess. So basically hang out in stinky mud naked all day, take an even stinkier mud bath, eat slop whenever and fuck your partner. Everything but the slaughter part seems awesome!


So I was like wow! I was driving along about another 2 miles down the road when I see orange barrels and construction equipment! I drive past, they had a stretch of road tore up for about 300 yards. Off to the side they had a farm field partially excavated with tow large dirt hills. In between the dirt hills was a valley of shimmering mud! I thought immediately how do I get in that! It was about 85 degrees out! I thought wait until dark then.. I stopped home grabbed swimmers cap cigarettes and my lighter. I returned and parked my car. The road was isolated and had limited traffic. I pulled over got out stripped nude, put my swimmers cap on lit a cigarette and made my way towards the mud. I had a small flashlight that helped but you could see the shine of the mud from the twilight. I arrived with a complete erection dangling my cigarette off my side. I stepped into what I hoped was at least knee deep mud only to find silky ankle deep shit. I thought damn it! Disappointed and my cigarette running out I walked all over hoping. It was extremely soft and stinky it just lacked depth! After about 30 minutes with only muddy feet I made my way to the huge dirt piles. I thought about the two pigs and how lucky they where to wake up bury your head in slop, shit, have sex then go mud bath all day! Climbing the dirt was hard from the sun. Made my way to the top! Standing completely nude in the wide open with warm wind blowing across your nude body is awesome! I walked across the top only to find a 8x8 area of glistening mud! It was like a mud volcano! Disappointed I said screw it, I thought this is top mud like the other shit! No I sank up to my asshole in blackish brown mud! It was so thick,warm and stinky. It made these wonderful fart sounds. I was basically up to my balls in dream on this hill of dirt. I worked for about 15 more minutes creating spa like mud! Removing large chunks of clay and a few small rocks to have deep pudding mud I spent the next hour and a half wallowing, masturbating and bathing. I climbed out of the mess and walked around for a bit. Decided on another cigarette. Again I became erect and decided to return to the warm slop. I climbed back in and spent another hour bathing.
I am not a smoker. But being completely nude and having mud drip off your body while dangling a cigarette is so arousing