Hi everyone well today the 3 of may is Mr Wammer88 birthday. Mr is thinking that he should celebrate by getting messy and making it a video?

My question is what stuff should I use to get messy with, what sort of sence should I make?

Your suggestions will be great fully received.

Lots of multi coloured tiswas style pies!

Happy Birthday!

CAKE!!! And lots of it ( take the candles off first though!)
If it was my birthday I'd want you in a one piece swimsuit with a big birthday bow tied in your hair.
You should take his birthday spanking for him then sing happy birthday as you present him with the first of many creamy cakes for him to splat into your face,boobs and bum

Wow that quite good idea mate unfortunately it would just be mr wammer on the reving end. I like your think you really got an eye for this stuff. When my pc fixed I want to by your clip it looks great.

sorry I didn't realize that Mr Wammer was going to be on the receiving end!

If by having an eye for this you mean that I'm a perv, then your dead on the money ;D

Happy birthday Mr Wammer

Happy Birthday, Mr Wammer88!

When I first saw the title of this thread, and read the 1st line, I would have sworn it said, "Mr Wammer 88th Birthday"!

I said to myself, "Wow! 88 years old! He sure has a hot, young wife for being 88!"

Then I realized that I read it wrong! :ohbruther:

Norman