That Master Thief KymJane is at it again, ruthless and always untraceable, known as the best cat burglar in the entire world, she has her sights set on a tiny cottage home just outside town. Little does anyone know This inconspicuous little house has a FORTUNE in Diamonds and Gold inside. Kym got secret intel that the entire house is a front, and its a huge cash cow. All she has to do is find a way inside...but she isn't looking for the cash, or the diamonds, she is looking for DATA, access the the entire worlds digital fortune, on one tiny microchip, waiting to be stolen. When she cased the location weeks ago she didn't notice any activity, which should make it all the easier to breech the compound and Steal the data, and if there is time, take a few diamonds. As Kymberly gracefully meanders her way to the back of the compound, she begins searching for a hatchway, an underground latch key type opening, there has to be some sort of secret entrance she didn't catch on her recon mission, as she sneaks quietly through the brush, she hears a trigger snap, and a swooshing sound... and before she can react SPLAT.... a large cream pie just smashed all over Kymberly's Face! ...that came out of no Where.. no time to react.. and now she knows the alarm must have triggered, and begins to move faster, weaving her way throughout the back. She is hit with Several pies, all out of no Where, and she realizes there must be ground sensors, so she quickly changes tactics, prying at windows, but each time she gets closer to entry she gets a Big Sloppy Cream pie right in her Face.. at this point she is furious, all stealth mode is gone from her demeanor, she is covered in mess, no way can she quietly sneak into this building, so she abandons all training and just goes for it, thrashing about, all the while pies flinging left and right, when finally she makes it to the Front Door........where she meets a Very Unlikely Surprise.
Muddy Madness
I happen to be at the wrong place at the wrong time, this seems to be the story of my messy mud filled life. I always end up in precarious situations filled with some sort of messy adventure, so today I find myself at the wrong address, stumble upon a giant pit of mud and for god sake I didnt intend to fall in but you know how clumsy I am. Things escalate so quickly when my shoe falls in first, then I slip to grab it and almost end up face first in this giant pit of mud. Before I know it I am covered head to toe wading thru waist-deep mud searching for my missing shoes. Finally after flopping in the sploshy mess I find both shoes... and waddle my way out of the mud.
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