No, that is not a misprint in the subject title. Alana is in talks with a 2017 Miss America contestant. If this comes through, we will be shooting with her this month. Stay tuned.
Brings back memories. One of my first "piemates" was a former Miss (insert state here) who simply wanted to get rid of all her pageant dresses because she was tired of carting them around each time she moved.
I also have a vague recollection of "pieplay" with a former Miss Chicago, but that was during the college years. I don't remember much from that time period.
Regis said: Hmmm .... Any chance this one's talent is blowjobs?
C'mon, it was worth a shot!
Anyway, congrats. It'll be fun to see Alana dump pies and slime all over Miss So-and-So while reminding her how much differently her day would be going if she'd won.
Regis said: Hmmm .... Any chance this one's talent is blowjobs?
C'mon, it was worth a shot!
Anyway, congrats. It'll be fun to see Alana dump pies and slime all over Miss So-and-So while reminding her how much differently her day would be going if she'd won.
When she was walking the runway, representing her state, and viewed by millions all over the world. I'm pretty sure being destroyed with pies and slime was the last thing on her mind.
Jinxguy1000 said: Since things aren't set in stone, oops, mud, shouldn't the title be "Miss America Contestant POSSIBLY becoming a messygirl?" Can't give our hopes up.
She agreed on the pay and approved the scripts. So it looks promising.
Messygirl said: The last thing we want to do is post her pic and have a bunch of you guys google search the image. Let's just say she is very beautiful.
You know the UMD'ers too well.
What are you, HC, an amateur?! There are only 51 possibilities (counting DC & Puerto Rico), so I spent the day contacting all of 'em to say how eager I am to see them on the Fucking Machine. That's gonna close the deal for sure! No need to thank me, MG, Regis is always here for ya.
Messygirl said: The last thing we want to do is post her pic and have a bunch of you guys google search the image. Let's just say she is very beautiful.
You know the UMD'ers too well.
What are you, HC, an amateur?! There are only 51 possibilities (counting DC & Puerto Rico), so I spent the day contacting all of 'em to say how eager I am to see them on the Fucking Machine. That's gonna close the deal for sure! No need to thank me, MG, Regis is always here for ya.
A beautiful woman without all the hair, makeup, and spray tan? I'm sure MG wouldn't pay for that stuff just to get it all messed up. I just hope she's smart enough to actually show up to the right city,
I saw that Miss Teen contestant from "a certain state" who was featured on "some tv show" and some "viral clip" where she said some dumb stuff and I hope this lady isn't as ditzy. I just don't want to make it obvious so some guys on here can find the "Miss teen contestant in question" and perv out on her. And no I don't have a fetish for using quotes.
RobbyWLP said: It's not a typo? It's not Mess America?
Brings back memories. One of my first "piemates" was a former Miss (insert state here) who simply wanted to get rid of all her pageant dresses because she was tired of carting them around each time she moved.
Great story. This wasn't someone you shot with? If only we could all find our own former pageant contestants who wanted to ditch their old gowns by getting pied in them.
Messygirl said: The last thing we want to do is post her pic and have a bunch of you guys google search the image. Let's just say she is very beautiful.
You know the UMD'ers too well.
What are you, HC, an amateur?! There are only 51 possibilities (counting DC & Puerto Rico), so I spent the day contacting all of 'em to say how eager I am to see them on the Fucking Machine. That's gonna close the deal for sure! No need to thank me, MG, Regis is always here for ya.
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