No, that is not a misprint in the subject title. Alana is in talks with a 2017 Miss America contestant. If this comes through, we will be shooting with her this month. Stay tuned.

What, you couldn't get the winner?!

The winner had to fulfill her obligations, and just couldn't find the time.

Hmmm .... Any chance this one's talent is blowjobs?

Well if she was the first runner up, then she ought to be painted silver.

Hey, if Miss France could handle it, she can.

For being there in such a short time, Alana has really stepped up!

Congrats.

That's what you call Talent Acquisition!

I am kind of thinking we need to have a contest, come up with a Miss UMD, send her to the Miss America pageant.

We know the bikini and evening gown competitions would be awesome, but can you just imagine the talent portion.

It's not a typo? It's not Mess America?

Brings back memories. One of my first "piemates" was a former Miss (insert state here) who simply wanted to get rid of all her pageant dresses because she was tired of carting them around each time she moved.

I also have a vague recollection of "pieplay" with a former Miss Chicago, but that was during the college years. I don't remember much from that time period.

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Since things aren't set in stone, oops, mud, shouldn't the title be "Miss America Contestant POSSIBLY becoming a messygirl?" Can't give our hopes up.

C'mon, it was worth a shot!

Anyway, congrats. It'll be fun to see Alana dump pies and slime all over Miss So-and-So while reminding her how much differently her day would be going if she'd won.

When she was walking the runway, representing her state, and viewed by millions all over the world. I'm pretty sure being destroyed with pies and slime was the last thing on her mind.

She agreed on the pay and approved the scripts. So it looks promising.

Is there the chance to see some pic of her?

The last thing we want to do is post her pic and have a bunch of you guys google search the image. Let's just say she is very beautiful.

I assume there'll be a quasi competition to see who the first person to identify her is.

ok...that's right...I trust you

You know the UMD'ers too well.

Probably the smartest thing ever posted on the forum

What are you, HC, an amateur?! There are only 51 possibilities (counting DC & Puerto Rico), so I spent the day contacting all of 'em to say how eager I am to see them on the Fucking Machine. That's gonna close the deal for sure! No need to thank me, MG, Regis is always here for ya.

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A beautiful woman without all the hair, makeup, and spray tan? I'm sure MG wouldn't pay for that stuff just to get it all messed up. I just hope she's smart enough to actually show up to the right city,

I saw that Miss Teen contestant from "a certain state" who was featured on "some tv show" and some "viral clip" where she said some dumb stuff and I hope this lady isn't as ditzy. I just don't want to make it obvious so some guys on here can find the "Miss teen contestant in question" and perv out on her. And no I don't have a fetish for using quotes.

Absolutely nothing positive could come from revealing who she is. Fantastic decision.

Great story. This wasn't someone you shot with? If only we could all find our own former pageant contestants who wanted to ditch their old gowns by getting pied in them.

Is it Miss Issippi? Lots of mud there, no...?

Lmao!