There's nothing quite like getting totally oiled up, fully clothed. So here are Honeysuckle and Miss Abigail, live now at Saturation Hall, identically dressed in blue denim fashion boilersuits and pink wellies, completely drenching each other in gallons of golden cooking oil.
They start out all nice and clean and dry. Then they play Scissors - Paper - Stone, and each turn the winner gets to pour some oil into, or over, the loser. Pockets are filled, they pour oil into each other's suits at the collar, they make each other sit is oil-filled trays, pour more oil down inside the backs of their suits, and eventually just completely drench each other completely, including full oil shampoos, until they glisten under the lights.
The wash-off that follows is almost as long as the main section as they now drench each other's oil-soaked suits in dishwashing liquid and completely foam each other up, then take a long wash-off, where glistening oil is replaced by soaking water.