Ok so i have ended up moving home and back with parents, i still have all clothes i was made to wear by ex to get messy. (Swimsuit, knickers, leggings, and nighties)
now im back home how the hell can i get messy!

Need ideas people.

P.s completly straight, only made me wear for the humiliation side of messy fun
im on kik messydan97

Wait till parents go out of town, or use getting messy as motivation to get out of parents house. Barring either of those, find a hotel or girlfriend with her own place.

Do both parents work? May have to wait for a day they are both at work then take some PTO.....

I've done that a few times. I'll take a week off of work when my wife does have work. I usually do a week in the summer and a week during the winter. I justify those times with lots of home repairs / house work. But I can still work in an hour or two of getting messy a couple days.

When I was younger (late teens / twenties) I had a couple female friends who enjoyed getting messy with me because if was silly & funny. We'd sneak off to a local park and get trashed. When I'd come home (still covered in food) I'd just say, "We had an imprompto too food fight." My parents (I hope) just wrote it off as stupid kid stuff and never thought about it. The key was I didn't make a big deal about it.

Best of luck!