The wife is house sitting on saturday so I have the the whole night to myself. That big can of cheese sauce at sam's club is calling my name. A big cake with an extra can of frosting is on the menu too. She is never gone and doesn't know what I get up to when she is. haha! Too bad she only likes vanilla sex and won't try anything new.

Hit her with her favorite pie then give her the multiple orgasm of her life and she won't be able to walk thru the bakery section of the supermarket.

yeah, my wife is gone for a whole 4 days at the end of the month, trying to figure out what to do. Easy clean up is a must. getting bored with solo stuff.

I don't know about hitting her with a pie, but you could start with a little baby oil, change it to chocolate sauce, or make it into a messy massage. It may not be your thing, but make it about her, make it feel sensuous, make it turn her on by doing the things that turn her on during messy play. If she can like a little mess, you can gradually turn it up and explain how much it turns you on. Make it about her for a long time, then gradually you can bring in the messy aspects that you prefer.

I've tried. Way back when we were dating she was willing to try to become my naked human sundae. I didn't go so well. This was after we had used a little frosting on each other multiple times. So I thought I'd try and up the mess a little bit. After about 5 minutes she wanted to take a shower right away. It was awesome and she looked awesome while it lasted. I never told her how much I really liked getting messy. So now I can only do it while she is gone over night and with the kid. Which is very rare. So when it happens it's time to go big and try different items because who knows when I'll get another chance. Plus I have to make sure everything is cleanup up so there's no evidence.

Just got back from doing some grocery shopping for supplies. Helps that I had to do actual grocery shopping so it didn't look weird.