What is the deciding factor in the substance that you choose to get messy with? Does cost matter or do you look for quantity? What about sexually?

1. It doesn't smell
2. It washes out
3. It's not lumpy
4. It's Natrosol

Haha ... with Matt 99 per cent. Just occasionally, if I want something extra sticky, cake batter will do the trick.

Or black treacle. I like that too.

Bookers do 7.5 kilo cans of black treacle. I should visit with a few of them!

Yes, then bring a couple over

Has to be Gunge for me as well. Fortunately we have rather a lot of it here at the moment. If you haven't tried our new Gunge yet then give it a go. Its a HydroxyEthyl Cellulose that mixes as easy as the leading brand..... Ready in less than 5 minutes, super thick and a fraction of the cost of Natrosol.

www.gunge.club

Just ordered some HydroxyEthyl Cellulose to see how it compares. I look forward to using it

As a connoisseur of these things, Matt, I look forward to your comparisons!

You won't be disappointed. Natrosol is also a Hydroxy Ethyl Cellulose.