I really, and I mean really, want to be messed up and turned into a thick blob of cream and gunk. It has been years since I last engaged with WAM, and I'm wanting to get back into it in style. Is there anyone in or around Madison, IN who can help make me a true cream pie boy? Messages are open, let's discuss.

I'm way farther up north near the border of Illinois and Michigan but at least I'm in Indiana. Lol

True. And your messes are exactly what I'm hoping for too, so that's wonderful.