Gunktnk said: Just make sure you throw a bucket of Mustard, Tomato and Brown HP Sauce over him before he leaves that way walking home he'll understand humiliation

Subslime said: Keys for freedom in the bottom of said bucket, or that's what they think? make him beg for the smelly mess?

Subslime said: Keys for freedom in the bottom of said bucket, or that's what they think? make him beg for the smelly mess? Make him do his makeup with his arms in a position where he can't quite reach properly (or by only moving his face with the makeup stuck to a wall or something

BetaPieBoy said: You could start by tying him up so he is totally helpless.
Then pie him with a standard whipped cream and custard pie.
Next mess should be something savoury, maybe beans in his pants.
Then (optional if you both consent to go in this direction) strip him naked.
Next mess could be custard over his head. Basically alternate between sweet and savoury (dairy, sauce jars, condiments, etc.), getting grosser each time.
At some point you could make him sit on a creamy cake.
Then finish with your pre-prepped festering bucket over his head. He can wear it for a minute before you remove it.
Top it off with some sprinkles or something to make him 'pretty'.
And make sure you get it all on camera for total humiliation!
(If it were me in his sloppy shoes, this is all exactly how I'd want it to play out)

jodes21 said: Morning guys

So as you can see I have a guy coming to my place tonight for the messy bucket which has been festering in the heat for a few days now.

I need some more messy ideas please? The more humiliating the better

MessyLevis said: Absolutely trash him, then when he's clean and ready to leave trash him again in his clothes he's going to go home in!!!