Here is something I hope works. Messy battleship. Each hit is a messy item. Each ship sunk loses a piece of clothing. 5 pieces of clothes and 17 different messes at a predetermined order. Or 5 messes one for each ship. With the small(2 hit) ship being the most expensive or nastiest mess item and the carrier 5 hit) the cheapest or pies or such. I hope this helps. If you want more along this let me know and I can send full outline.