What boardgames could be turned messy - what would you do?
Monopoly:
Pass go : if you collect m200, every other player gets to pie you Buy a property: banker pies you with that colour pie Don't buy a property: pie the banker with that colour pie (stations = black / utilities = white) Buy the property set: you now own a bucket of that colour gunge Buy a house: you fill your house bucket with a jug of green gunge Buy a hotel: you fill your hotel bucket with a jug of red gunge Land on someones property: pied / covered in a jug of x gunge depending on what's on it Can't pay: Go to jail
Chance: play balloon roulette with a filled balloon - if it pops on you, go to jail Community Chest: choose another player to play Chance
Free Parking: if someone's in jail - park your arse on their lap til your next turn and take the risk...
Jail: Gunge tank and handcuffed Roll a double to escape If you don't roll a double, a jug of gunge is added to the tank Other players on their turn could sell their house/hotel/property set to fill the tank more If another player lands on Just Visiting - they pull the cord
Slapstick-Cowboy said: I once played Chess with a guy the rules were simple you lost a prawn you got pied in the face, you lost a Castle you got two pies to the head one custard the other jam! you lost a knight you got gunge from a jug poured over you! a bishop you got head dunked in a bucket! Queen you got your head dunked into a bucket of treacle and knight well you were tied down to a camping bed and trashed.
I've never been very good at chess (in large part, I think, because I don't really have the type of patience it requires), but if these were the rules, I'd _want_ to sacrifice my king (especially if it meant I were going to be bare-ass naked when I got strapped down to that camping bed and trashed). DAMN!
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