Meet The Twins "Olivia and Kassie Come In For Their Interview"
So today twins Olivia and Kassie come to the office for their interview with me.
Identical twins, but one has coloured her hair Blonde, Kassie and Olivia are great fun and take an amazing amount of gunge really well.
We hope to work with them again soon, but shortly after their interview they got a place on the X-Factor UK. We wish them well, but not too well, we want them back.
CharlotteMostWam said: We hope to work with them again soon, but shortly after their interview they got a place on the X-Factor UK. We wish them well, but not too well, we want them back.
Hmm. Be interesting to see what the press make of this shoot, should they progress far enough to have reporters start nosing around in their pasts. I really hope it won't be "Weird Fetish Past of X Factor Twins", but I don't trust our tabloids at all.
Could be an interesting sob story for the judges: so...what will you do if you don't win X-Factor? "Well we will have no option but to go back to our day jobs" And what would they be?" "Getting covered in gunge, slime, pies, beans, custard, brown sauce, ketchup, mushy peas and flour - and whatever else those evil bastards on the UMD can dream up."
Would it be possible to bribe the judges to get them off the show at the earliest opportunity? Would that be so wrong?
CharlotteMostWam said: We hope to work with them again soon, but shortly after their interview they got a place on the X-Factor UK. We wish them well, but not too well, we want them back.
Hmm. Be interesting to see what the press make of this shoot, should they progress far enough to have reporters start nosing around in their pasts. I really hope it won't be "Weird Fetish Past of X Factor Twins", but I don't trust our tabloids at all.
Totally right, they are trash, particularly the Scum, Daily Heil and Express.
Love you, too
