I have a bucket of mayonaise left over in my restaurant, out of date today, what do you think i'm going to do with that?

I mean...it sounds like the perfect opportunity to cover yourself head to toe in mayonnaise, strip naked and cover yourself again, edge for a bit, and then jack off 'til you cum like a geyser.

I'm wearing a grey T-shirt, dark blue Gstar sagging under butt and cock, and a psd boxer...

Guess I'll be the only one here, to say, 'just throw it out'. Or give it to some 'home-less' people. Experation dates are just a 'caution'. Just 'cause it's past its date, doesn't mean that it's gone bad.....

Stuff like mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard, eggs, etc. just doesn't 'turn-me-on', since I love bein' 'geared-up' when I want to get messed-up.... I'm guessin' it might be the smell... Or maybe that I like to use all of the above when I make sandwiches, or cook and bake.....

Anyways, have fun whatever you do !!!

Mayonnaise... there was something there. Ah yes:
Put on some sexy pump underwear, nice tight dark blue Levi's 511s, a T-shirt, a leather vest, and black Doc Martens boots.
A handful of mayonnaise and then spread it over the inside of the waistband of your pants. I guarantee this is the best use of the mayonnaise and relaxing total...
I do this with mayonnaise, even if it hasn't expired