I was watching "Highly Questionable" today ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highly_Questionable ) which sometimes shows wacky vids from the internet. They showed this "Crazy man dives into the oil in Russia" vid which def fits the bill for wackness and possibly for your wam-ness as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIgYkMV3j9Q

EDIT: Ah, I see it's already in the vid archive (unconnected to any post). Anyway the link above appears to be the original YouTube posting, so I'll keep it up in case the other goes away.

I would love to do that, naked. I did similar into a 40 gal drum of blackened motor oil when I was age 14. Went in totally naked and right under.