I don't typically post nude videos for free, so watch while you can, I won't keep this one up long!
Last week, I lost bets on 5 out of 7 days. I stepped out of the shower to find my girlfriend with a cell phone in my face, telling me to pay up right then and there.
5 losses = 5 pies, except she didn't tell me that meant "in the face", so she got in a free shot at my crotch and still hit me with 5 more. Oh, and I lost a side bet too, and as punishment I got a chocolate syrup sliming. Great. Just great.