Just got my first speedo swimsuit. Looking for ideas to mess it up

How 'bout strip down to just that speedo, bro, then fill the front of it with a generous pour of corn syrup (light or dark) all over your pubes and tackle, then two or three more bottles all over yourself, head to toe (and smeared around for good measure)?

I like that idea I think I can make that happen

Put them on and sjohw us a 360!

You can use shaving foam or soap paint or a mixer of cake mix and cream for slime with food coloring

messy wedgie