I am a UK based female who loves having my entire head, neck and shoulders 100% multiple plastered in the smelliest condiments available.
I'm thinking Heinz Salad Cream first. This is extreme head coverage. I want to be totally plastered, unrecognisable afterwards, smelling like an old buffet. Every inch of skin and every strand of hair from shoulders upwards plastered in multiple layers of salad cream
You supply catering size bottles of Heinz Salad Cream, I'll supply the head.
UK based.
It depends on how the conversation goes.
Serious enquiries only. Male or female. Discretion assured and expected.
Love you, too
