Hi there! I've never posted in any of these threads, but I'm blown away by all the fantastic content on UMD - and I have a request.
To make a long story short, health problems got me to a point now where I'm crossing things off my bucket list. And one of the biggest secrets of mine is to have a fantasy come to life on film. I've always been obsessed with beautiful models in ladylike outfits, with special emphasis on the legs and pantyhose, getting messy - ever since the Cruella gets messy-scenes in 101 Dalmatians heavily influenced me!
I already contacted my two favorite producers here on UMD but due to the Covid situation, shoots are momentarily in abeyance, or I didn't get a reply in the first place and didn't want to bother a tenth time.
SO - here is my script. If anyone is interested in helping me bringing this to life, PLEASE get in contact with me. I am an experienced film editor, so I can help and finish your raw material. If you like it but can or want only to shoot indoors, I have an alternate version of the script for that. I'm dying to see this fantasy on the screen.
Thank you so much in advance for considering this! Sid
Model Outfit to choose from:
1) Tight long pencil skirt, black (maybe pinstriped), ultra sheer/shiny pantyhose (nude or black), black or red heels, black nylon lady gloves (the longer the better), blouse and jacket
2) long dress or gown, ultra sheer/shiny pantyhose, long nylon gloves, red or black heels, maybe coat?
Heavy, ladylike makeup, red lipstick, etc.
"THE LADY IS A MESS"
SCRIPT:
MODEL parks her car and gets out of it. It's a location out of town, a place where there is nothing but nature - and possibly lots of mud!
Camera: close up shot of her legs stepping out of the car
While doing so, she lifts her skirt/dress a little in order to get out as ladylike as possible, revealing just a bit of her thighs. She is a real lady!
Camera: full view
She holds her nose in disgust of the environments smell. To her it smells like sewage.
Camera: shot of her heels, stumbling through a muddy little puddle with her first step
Camera: figure shot
MODEL gasps and twists her foot a little. She lifts her hands in a very ladylike way, being disgusted.
Camera: close up
MODEL: "This is extraordinary. Ugh... I'm reduced to tramping through sewage! Just to find my lost wallet!"
Camera: full view
She moans and holds her nose with one hand and grabs the tip of her skirt/dress with the other, lifting it just a bit while slowly moving forward. Although it wouldn't really touch the ground at all she wants to make sure, lifting it just about to her knees.
MODEL comes across a tree and checks her heels again, trying to shake off the little bit of dirt. She lets loose of her skirt/dress and checks out the space around her, raising both her hands to the ladylike pose while looking around, trying not to stumble. MODEL looks at the tree and thinks it might be the place where she lost her wallet.
MODEL: "Let's see here... Ugh I can't believe I'm doing this"
She knees down and crawls behind it, searching for her wallet. It's not there, so she stands up. Looking down on her dress and legs, she wants to readjust her pantyhose.
MODEL: "I can't believe I'm wearing my best pantyhose for this!"
She pulls them up on her thighs. We don't see her underwear, just a nice view of her thighs.
MODEL: "They cost a fortune! I'm not going to have wrinkles in them. Ugh!"
Camera: feel free to get a nice shot of her working on her pantyhose, but not too close. Think medium long shot, panning down from head to heel.
Camera: full view
She decides to look further around to find her wallet, she picks up the tip of her skirt/dress again and checks out the environment, again with her other hand raised like a lady. Here and there she stumbles a bit but manages to carefully move forward like a lady.
MODEL comes across a big mud puddle or mud hole. As she comes nearer to check it out, she discovers little spots and puddles of mud around it and is grimacing.
MODEL: "Ew... what in ... ugh."
Camera: shot of her heels tramping through one or two of the mud tracks, one foot twisting a bit
Camera: full view
She now raises her skirt/dress with both her hands, a bit above her knees now, to take a leap over a small puddle. Suddenly she slips and lands on her back, her legs in the air so the skirt/dress slides up a little to reveal her wonderful thighs a little more.
MODEL: "Oh! Oh no! Oh!"
She gets up, totally shocked, standing up quickly in a very lady like way, checking out immediately if her outfit is ok.
MODEL: "Oh my god, my outfit! My beautiful outfit! Not my skirt / dress!"
MODEL checks if there is any dirt on her back, wiping off her dress. There are some messy little spots but she seems to have been lucky so far. Still, she is grossed out. She adjusts her nylon gloves and pulls them back way up her shoulders. Now she continues and comes near to the big one - the big mud hole!
MODEL: "What IS this?? It looks disgusting."
She doesn't want to touch the substance, still she is curious and tries leaning forward to check it out, lifting her skirt/dress a bit more. All of the sudden she slips, quickly turns around and falls backwards into the mud (A bit like Stella Stevens in this clip at 1:13: https://youtu.be/gfBWyCSCh-w?t=73)
MODEL is shocked. Rather than screaming, she groans and moans in an almost sexual way. She kicks her legs in the air in order to not get them in the substance. She swings one leg over the edge of the mud hole or some sort of trunk or old stump on the edge of it and then lifts her skirt/dress way up, revealing her thigh, in order to pull herself out. MODEL makes sure her legs stay out of the mud as much as possible. Still she has to face the fact, that her lady like look is ruined. She heaps herself out of the mud hole and rolls on her back, groaning heavily, now less sexual, but more in disgust.
MODEL: "This is disgusting... oh... ugh... my dress / skirt!"
Camera: close up shot of her legs, shot moving up to her face, then back to total view
On her back, MODEL lifts one of her legs in the air and runs both her hands down on it in order to clean it from the mud that got on her leg. She strokes it while groaning, closing her eyes, as if she enjoys it. Now she slowly gets up and notices that the back side of her beautiful outfit is messed up. MODEL grabs a bunch of leaves or moss and starts trying to clean herself, wiping off the mud on her butt, lifting her skirt/dress way up to clean her legs and swipe off the mud from her thighs. We still see no underwear though, just getting extremely close. Her back side is still a bit messy but at least most of her front side is clean. After all she made it out without dirtying most of her front since she didn't sink into the mud completely.
MODEL: "Ugh ... well, at least I'm not completely messy. Hm... I still look sexy. I can do this."
Next to the mud hole is a stump or rock. MODEL carefully puts one leg on it, stroking her pantyhose, cleaning and readjusting it. She moans with pleasure.
MODEL: "I still look sexy. Yes. Oh, my beautiful pantyhose! They still look so shiny!"
She puts her leg down, raises her other leg, lifting her skirt / dress a bit, puts it on the stump/rock and strokes it too. Here and there she finds messy spots that she carefully wipes clean. But she manages to look astoundingly clean on her front.
MODEL: "Ugh, look at my gloves! Oh lord... it's hard being a lady"
She shakes off some dirt off her gloves and readjusts them too. She now looks satisfied and runs her hands through her pinned-up hair, feeling sexy letting it down. MODEL now turns around to walk away, forgetting that she stood right next to the mud hole and trips over the edge or a trunk. She screams and falls face first into the mud. She remains in it without moving, a few seconds of silence (maybe she even sinks in it slowly, depending on how thick the mud is). Then suddenly she lifts and our lady struggles and kicks around, screaming in shock. MODEL rolls in the substance, almost like splashing around in a real pool.
MODEL: "God! No! Oh! Ugh! Eww! Ahh!"
MODEL seems not to be able to stand up, constantly slipping, submerging, and emerging again, screaming all the time. She finally grabs the edge of the mud hole, or grabs a trunk at the edge, and can finally get a grip.
Camera: close up of her messy hand grabbing the edge or subject, sliding around heavily
Camera: full view
Her screaming now transforms into heavy groaning and moaning again, more sexual.
MODEL tries to swing over her leg in order to heap herself out She seems to sink again and tries several times, still clutching on the edge/trunk with her hands sliding around. Because of her tight skirt/dress she can't swing her leg over the edge properly so she lifts it way up in order to expose her thighs up to her butt so she can move over the edge with one leg and slowly gets out of the muck.
Camera: close up of her face over the edge.
MODEL: (gasping, out of breath) "Oh! ... Ugh! My dress!! Oh god! My dress!
Camera: total view
MODEL, still quasi on the edge of the mud hole, heaping herself out slowly, looks down on her leg that she managed to get out and is swung on the edge, the other one still in the mud hole.
MODEL: "My nylons!"
She strokes her leg that she swung over and starts weeping. She strokes it, wiping off a chunk of mud.
MODEL: "My beautiful nylons! They were so shiny! Oh my god! My nylons are ruined! Oh!"
MODEL finally rolls out of the mud completely, tumbling on her back, now rolling on the dusty, sandy ground. She's breathing heavily, wiping off her face, quickly pulling up her gloves after. MODEL bends her legs and stamps her heels on the ground. Her heels are messy. But she managed to not lose them. She tries to get up but falls back, partly due to the muck that seems weighing her down, partly due to her being enormously disgusted.
MODEL: "Oh god! I can't get out like this! Oh god, my legs!"
She rolls on her side looks down on herself and now slowly picks up her skirt/dress, pulling it all the way up.
MODEL: "Even my crotch! Ugh! Those were luxury pantyhose! I should have worn stockings!"
She starts wiping the substance off her crotch, trying to adjust her pantyhose after, pulling them up as good as she can. She comes back to the ladylike hand pose, enormously disgusted.
MODEL: "Ew! It's so sticky!"
Now she weepingly starts cleaning her arms, adjusting her gloves, trying to clean her skirt/dress afterwards. She knees and pulls her skirt/dress back down.
MODEL: "This is so embarrassing!"
Now MODEL tries to stand up. She struggles again, stumbles and sinks down, so she starts crawling. Her skirt/dress is too long so she has to pull it up for her to crawl properly. She pulls it all the way up, revealing all of her legs and her butt. She sinks down in disgust one last time and rubs her legs on the sandy, dusty, wet, muddy ground. MODEL continues to crawl weepingly, moaning sexually in between before she looks back on her legs one last time.
MODEL: "Oh god... I can't even..."
She strokes them, then grabs the nylon to pull it up and adjust it one last time, now concluding in her pantyhose getting a ladder.
Camera: try getting a close up of her pulling the ladder or, if thats easier, ripping a big hole in them
Camera: full view
MODEL is gasping, her mouth wide open in shock, her hand letting go of her leg, back to the lady pose. She weeps and continues to crawl out of the picture
[Edited to remove clips from movies aimed at minors]