Hi there messy men! Im in London today and tomorrow. Anyone free and game for me rubbing a few pies in there face and some gunge down their pants?

Got a hotel room ready and waiting for some naughty fun.

Totally discreet and you'll be totally humiliated.

Anyone game?

Hey buddy. I'd be keen. PM me?

Hey, yes I'd be up for that if you want to PM me. Happy to be filmed / photographed as well

Hey there. I can get up to London for the day tomorrow. Would be great to have a pie fight