I noticed your message relating to your proposed visit to London later this month. Firstly let me say that I'm a mature smart, slim chap - so out of your age preference for some messy fun. You're a very smart chap yourself and I sincerely hope that you do get a response to your 'personal' message from young guys who would like to join you. If no suitable responses are forthcoming, may I be as bold as to say that I live in the London area and I'm likely to be free when you are visiting. It would be nice to join you for some messy fun - however, I certainly won't be offended if my cheeky message is met with a negative response.