After a failed (rained off) mission to Braintree claypits in Essex last weekend, I took advantage of the good weather and tides today to get a last muddy dip of the year in. My favourite spot is a creek running through the flats between Portishead and Avonmouth docks, I've used it before but not been there in a couple of years, though it is a great location for undisturbed mudding, as the entry point is through the marsh grass about 500 yds from a seldom used footpath. The mud is also perfect, smooth, soft and deep tidal clay which had been warmed by the afternoon sun. I arrived at 1530 and the sun was blazing down, it didn't take me long to strip naked and get wallowing deep in the mud! I wasn't in so long and just got horny with the texture of the mud and the sexy squelching and popping as I crawled through the clay. There was a perfect spot I decided to masturbate in, slightly stiffer than liquid mud metres deep! Unfortunately my wife was not up for the trip as I think she'd have enjoyed it, so I left her a surprise photo. Anyway, check out the pics of the location, if you ever get a chance to visit this place, it's worth it. Especially if you like to get completely naked or get dirty with you partner!
Amazing mud spot! I wish I'd known about that earlier in the summer, I'd definitely have check it out. Will add a marker on Google Maps for next Spring...
A couple of queries have come in about the location, so here is a google maps image.
You can park up at the Portishead nature reserve - couple of small car parks off the 'Sheepway' road close to Portishead. There is a small track that leads from the parking area towards Portishead passing the bird watching posts along the way. The path splits close to the substation, one leading to the residential area and the other (right turn) leads to the shoreline. When you get to the shore bank the path to the left goes to town but turn right and head facing the port. Eventually you get to a small sluice where you can follow the tidal creek through the grass to the mudline. Nobody uses the path towards the sluice and nobody can see the mudflats from the town or port at this point so there is little risk of unwanted attention. It is one of the few places I've been where you can get into the mud naked in daylight.
Bit of a mission but i use a simple method to maintain cleanliness, basically when I get to the footpath end close to the creek, I take off my trainers and stick them in my back pack. Also in the back pack is a pair of trackies, socks and boxers. I then basically walk barefoot through the grass to the mudline with just an old pair of sports shorts on and an old tshirt. When I get to the mud I take off the t shirt as well and stick that in the bag. I then get muddy! Most of the time the shorts are off within a few minutes of entering the mud. After I've finished, I use the stream water which runs through the creek to clean up head, body, arms etc as well as the shorts, before putting them back on. I then walk along the creek a bit and climb up the stiffer clay of the bank slightly upstream. This leaves mud up to my knees but walking back through the grass takes most of this off too, especially on days where there has been a lot of rain just previous and the grass is wet. I keep just my shorts and a t shirt on until I get to the grassy footpath then whip the shorts off and stick a pair of trackies on. Walking back you would never know that I was covered 100% head to toe in clay just 20 minutes before!
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