Has anyone gotten messy with pure lard? Wondering if I should try it. Did it feel good? What's the cleanup like?

im a maintenance engineer. working on food machines and getting messy with it. it takes a long time for your skin to feel normal. i can imagine if your whole body is covered could be very trying. but dont forget to post if you try it

I tried it and it isn't great. It is too thick to stick and make a mess. If you want slimy and oily what about trying goose grease?