Though I would happily pay tickets for the XFL on the condition that one of the teams has Gene Simmons as its sole member and the entire show involves him getting clobbered.
A few months ago where I live in Florida they announced an upcoming ELO concert and I was all set to buy tickets, until I found out it was not the original ELO with Jeff Lynn, but a few cast off musicians touring separately from the real ELO under the name "The Orchestra"......now that is total b./s.