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"Kylie vs. The Wardrobe Malfunction."
Love you, too
Funny story: I snagged this "bikini" (dental floss?) more than a year ago when it was deeply discounted online. I figured I might be able to convince a model or two to wear it for a scene. Several turned me down.... and then came Kylie. God bless this girl and her love of little-to-no clothing. 
RAWHD.SlapstickStuff.com
So here's the value you get for your money with this one:
--a very hot model with all-natural "assets"
--a tiny bikini that barely covers anything
--some of our best mess, including real pies, super thick green slime, a fantastic cake smash, and maybe the messiest "Brazilian pies" I've ever done
--enough wardrobe malfunctions to make you wonder why she even bothered wearing said bikini
Also, beyond the obvious "selling points," it's worth mentioning that Kylie is the rare model who keeps getting better every time we shoot. This is the first thing we shot on the latest go-round (even before the July 4th skit) and she was playful & funny & frisky in a way she'd never been before. Believe me, it's always a pleasure to shoot with a model who looks this good and has this much fun getting messy... because that is NOT always the case.
Also to clarify: I've pixelated the preview pics but the RAWHD clips are NOT censored in any way. (Not sure how the edit's gonna go.) Just so you're clear what you're buying. Let me know whatcha think and who knows... I might post some "uncensored" pics just for the forum!
RAWHD.SlapstickStuff.com
So here's the value you get for your money with this one:
--a very hot model with all-natural "assets"
--a tiny bikini that barely covers anything
--some of our best mess, including real pies, super thick green slime, a fantastic cake smash, and maybe the messiest "Brazilian pies" I've ever done
--enough wardrobe malfunctions to make you wonder why she even bothered wearing said bikini
Also, beyond the obvious "selling points," it's worth mentioning that Kylie is the rare model who keeps getting better every time we shoot. This is the first thing we shot on the latest go-round (even before the July 4th skit) and she was playful & funny & frisky in a way she'd never been before. Believe me, it's always a pleasure to shoot with a model who looks this good and has this much fun getting messy... because that is NOT always the case.
Also to clarify: I've pixelated the preview pics but the RAWHD clips are NOT censored in any way. (Not sure how the edit's gonna go.) Just so you're clear what you're buying. Let me know whatcha think and who knows... I might post some "uncensored" pics just for the forum!
SStuff said: Also, beyond the obvious "selling points," it's worth mentioning that Kylie is the rare model who keeps getting better every time we shoot. Believe me, it's always a pleasure to shoot with a model who looks this good and has this much fun getting messy... because that is NOT always the case.
Agreed! Not quite sure how she does it, but Kylie really does look more and more adorable with each shoot
Hmmm.
So you keep having her back, she keeps getting better and better, I'm assuming from reactions on here that she's a fan favourite...is she the new Toshia?
moreslime said:
So you keep having her back, she keeps getting better and better, I'm assuming from reactions on here that she's a fan favourite...is she the new Toshia?
So you keep having her back, she keeps getting better and better, I'm assuming from reactions on here that she's a fan favourite...is she the new Toshia?
Well, my two best-selling clips in the RAW HD Store, since it started, have been her "purple slingshot" clip (from SS137) and the topless one from SS156. So... Maybe?
Curious to see how this one does. In theory, this SHOULD outpace the slingshot one (more skin, more slips, better mess, model looking hotter).... But two years is an eternity in terms of how the market's changed. We'll see.
More comments and I'll post the uncensored pics!
MadLoverJoker said: Those tits, though... 
Ah Joker... I'd expect nothing less!!
I think I'm gonna safely put Kylie in the top 3 for All-Time Greatest NATURAL Breasts in SS History.
FTR the other two would be Toshia (never showed near as much skin as Kylie, but insane cleavage) and Breana (gorgeous girl, lovely breasts, but more petite across the board).
In a head-to-head (AKA the July 4th Challenge), Kylie beats Breana... BUT the fact that she showed more skin might've influenced that. Maybe I'll win the lottery and Breana will do a scene in this bikini so we can PROPERLY determine a winner.
You've done it again dammit! Beautiful model, fun personality, awesome mess and wrecked hair. Appears to be another purchase I gotta make. Yeah I have a pretty rough life.
Rich, I don't know how you do it after all these years, but once again Kylie is absolutely stunning. She looks amazing covered in all that mess and looks amazing perfectly clean. I love the glasses in the last picture, too bad she wasn't holding a pie while wearing them! Anyways, keep up the super work!
Haha, thanks all!
Thatoneguy.... I'm not a personal fan of hair WAM, but I've tried to be more "attentive" to it, especially when a model has nice long hair and gets well-slimed. I think in this case I had her turn around and made sure to "coat" the hair too. (Also, I like turning a model around when she's wearing something like this... Why have her wear a thong if you can't enjoy it?? HA! So two birds with one stone.)
Pieplanet, we've discussed her glasses (maybe in the July 4th bonus footage).... It's a great look, and I'd be all for creaming her with glasses on, BUT those lenses are the real deal. And I didn't want anything to happen to them as they'd be expensive to replace.
I guess we could shoot with cheap drugstore glasses, but not really the same thing...
Thatoneguy.... I'm not a personal fan of hair WAM, but I've tried to be more "attentive" to it, especially when a model has nice long hair and gets well-slimed. I think in this case I had her turn around and made sure to "coat" the hair too. (Also, I like turning a model around when she's wearing something like this... Why have her wear a thong if you can't enjoy it?? HA! So two birds with one stone.)
Pieplanet, we've discussed her glasses (maybe in the July 4th bonus footage).... It's a great look, and I'd be all for creaming her with glasses on, BUT those lenses are the real deal. And I didn't want anything to happen to them as they'd be expensive to replace.
I guess we could shoot with cheap drugstore glasses, but not really the same thing...
SStuff said: I think I'm gonna safely put Kylie in the top 3 for All-Time Greatest NATURAL Breasts in SS History.
FTR the other two would be Toshia (never showed near as much skin as Kylie, but insane cleavage) and Breana (gorgeous girl, lovely breasts, but more petite across the board).
In a head-to-head (AKA the July 4th Challenge), Kylie beats Breana... BUT the fact that she showed more skin might've influenced that. Maybe I'll win the lottery and Breana will do a scene in this bikini so we can PROPERLY determine a winner.
FTR the other two would be Toshia (never showed near as much skin as Kylie, but insane cleavage) and Breana (gorgeous girl, lovely breasts, but more petite across the board).
In a head-to-head (AKA the July 4th Challenge), Kylie beats Breana... BUT the fact that she showed more skin might've influenced that. Maybe I'll win the lottery and Breana will do a scene in this bikini so we can PROPERLY determine a winner.
I don't think the results are going to carry any credibility unless I come over and measure all of them with my finely calibrated hand-scales.
Okay, because you guys have been awesome (or Regis).... Here ya go....
Kylie is a real cutie! And she looks adorable in her glasses! 
Think Hollywood, Rich; even cheap glasses look great, and just like in the movies, we don't know if they're real or not!
I, also, love the "attention" to her messy hair! That's very hot!
When you talked about coating her hair, have you ever thought about using a wide paint brush or a wallpaper brush to "paint" the mess on, especially her hair? I've always loved the old comedy sketches where a person gets into a paint fight, and somebody runs a paint brush or paint roller up & down their front, covering their face and body. I'm not too much on paint, but thinned frosting would work, too!
Kylie looks fabulous all covered in the mess!
Norman
Think Hollywood, Rich; even cheap glasses look great, and just like in the movies, we don't know if they're real or not!
I, also, love the "attention" to her messy hair! That's very hot!
When you talked about coating her hair, have you ever thought about using a wide paint brush or a wallpaper brush to "paint" the mess on, especially her hair? I've always loved the old comedy sketches where a person gets into a paint fight, and somebody runs a paint brush or paint roller up & down their front, covering their face and body. I'm not too much on paint, but thinned frosting would work, too!
Kylie looks fabulous all covered in the mess!
Norman
Norman Mabeld said:
When you talked about coating her hair, have you ever thought about using a wide paint brush or a wallpaper brush to "paint" the mess on, especially her hair? I've always loved the old comedy sketches where a person gets into a paint fight, and somebody runs a paint brush or paint roller up & down their front, covering their face and body. I'm not too much on paint, but thinned frosting would work, too!
When you talked about coating her hair, have you ever thought about using a wide paint brush or a wallpaper brush to "paint" the mess on, especially her hair? I've always loved the old comedy sketches where a person gets into a paint fight, and somebody runs a paint brush or paint roller up & down their front, covering their face and body. I'm not too much on paint, but thinned frosting would work, too!
Tried it ages ago. It came out... alright. Reaction was... disappointing. Probably why I didn't try it again!
SStuff said:
Tried it ages ago. It came out... alright. Reaction was... disappointing. Probably why I didn't try it again!
Norman Mabeld said:
When you talked about coating her hair, have you ever thought about using a wide paint brush or a wallpaper brush to "paint" the mess on, especially her hair? I've always loved the old comedy sketches where a person gets into a paint fight, and somebody runs a paint brush or paint roller up & down their front, covering their face and body. I'm not too much on paint, but thinned frosting would work, too!
When you talked about coating her hair, have you ever thought about using a wide paint brush or a wallpaper brush to "paint" the mess on, especially her hair? I've always loved the old comedy sketches where a person gets into a paint fight, and somebody runs a paint brush or paint roller up & down their front, covering their face and body. I'm not too much on paint, but thinned frosting would work, too!
Tried it ages ago. It came out... alright. Reaction was... disappointing. Probably why I didn't try it again!
I might be the only one, but I LOVE those two pics!
Norman
SStuff said:
Pieplanet, we've discussed her glasses (maybe in the July 4th bonus footage).... It's a great look, and I'd be all for creaming her with glasses on, BUT those lenses are the real deal. And I didn't want anything to happen to them as they'd be expensive to replace.
I guess we could shoot with cheap drugstore glasses, but not really the same thing...
Pieplanet, we've discussed her glasses (maybe in the July 4th bonus footage).... It's a great look, and I'd be all for creaming her with glasses on, BUT those lenses are the real deal. And I didn't want anything to happen to them as they'd be expensive to replace.
I guess we could shoot with cheap drugstore glasses, but not really the same thing...
That's a very good point, especially with how much lenses can cost! Unless you can find drugstore glasses that don't look like drugstore glasses... but good luck with that... Keep up the amazing work, Kylie looks stunning!
ChuckSM said: Kylie is my favorite SStuff model...she is a classic beauty!!!
I'm sure she has the personality to match!!
I'm sure she has the personality to match!!
Haha.... You mean you don't know?? You gotta buy some clips, man! Especially if she's your favorite!
She's really fun in this new batch of clips (this plus July 4th)... She does these little "squeals" when she gets hit too....
Edward73 said: Rich,please forgive if this may bother you or if you already said it...but I'd like to know if it would be possible to discuss with you about a custom video with Kylie...anyway,thanks in advance!Ed
Shoot me an email at the website! I'm sure I could make it happen. Only negatives:
1) She's not local so I'm not always sure when I'll shoot with her next. It depends on her travel schedule.
2) She kicked up her rate this last time around, so it's gonna cost a bit more. But she charges the same regardless of what she's wearing (or not), so that's why you're seeing racier scenes now. More bang for your buck!
Bought this, it's amazing! Kylie is gorgeous. As Nollvane used described her as "a doll", I thought I'd describe her in the parlance of my people:
"Cor! Lummee, Kylie's a right bit of alright! Top-drawer crumpet, and no mistake! And what a cracking pair of thruppenny bits!"
...or something.
"Cor! Lummee, Kylie's a right bit of alright! Top-drawer crumpet, and no mistake! And what a cracking pair of thruppenny bits!"
...or something.
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