Because today is officially the first day of travel for the Fourth Of July weekend... RAWHD.SlapstickStuff.com So how best to celebrate July 4th (and top last year's patriotic outing) than with TWO of our favorite hotties... in TWO super sexy patriotic swimsuits... getting TWICE the mess in two amazing scenes?? Yes we're talking real pies, pudding pies, choc pies, and even a special onslaught of gooey blue-n-white pies (using the "Brazilian" formula)... Red white and blue slime... Founding Fathers jokes... Finland jokes... Cheap green screen... And, because it's America's birthday, a cake! (Or two.) Vote for your favorite, and I'll announce the winner on July 4th itself! (And by "vote," I mean "buy the scene." Capitalism!!) Right now, Kylie has taken an early lead, probably since Kylie tends to show something "extra" in her unedited footage. (God bless America!) And yes, our Super PAC even came through with its very own political ad to promote the whole thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLT_gVFt-U4
Someone was working overtime to get these clips ready in time for the long weekend, so hopefully you guys approve. Let me know in the comments and I will post a lot of pics (clean AND messy) and maybe even a mess-by-mess breakdown? [SPOILER: We really put Kylie through the wringer this time...]
I'm sure it's a classic, but I kind of just want to see two of your models calling each other the Scottish Trump insults (punctuated with pies, of course).
A few new wrinkles just for these clips.... I think I got the "Brazilian pie formula" down pretty well. Those white pies with blue icing on top are just SO gooey, and when you do two at once you can pretty much smother the model's entire face, hair, and head. (Poor Kylie! But you fans of hair WAM...)
And I don't know why I've never made a real pie with no tin for smushing... But those things work like gangbusters! I think you can spot them in the trailer too if you look carefully....
So in the "official voting" (AKA "sales"), Kylie is running away with it! Now, I can think of only one reason (well, TWO reasons....), but that said, it'd be a shame if Breana gets overlooked in our dueling patriotic scenes.
Anyway, I dropped the price on her clips so she can be a bit more "competitive" with Kylie. We shall see! And here's some motivation, straight off her IG! (Edited to protect her privacy. Please respect her privacy!)
gness7 said: Come on, guys who post on models' Instagrams. A: Why? and 2: If you must, we're gonna need you to do better than "mmm hmm," "yum" and "so sexy."
Is "FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP now show ur b00bs!!!!" better? Cause that's what I went with!
Johnny_Yen said: No mystery here...the more revealing swimsuit wins.
My candidate Breana is therefore at a disadvantage.
I call for an election day rematch!
I've always liked Breana, but Kylie is definitely super hot and fast becoming my favourite. She just has that "look" that's crying out to be pied! What do you call it...? Revealing swimsuit? Surely there's more to it than that.....?!
So I made a couple GIFs (see below) which are mainly focused on the lovely art of "wardrobe adjusting". (Sadly, the same footage that usually gets edited out of the final version.)
BUT a couple other short clips felt like they needed the sound intact, so rather than GIF them, I just went ahead and posted them to YouTube. Presenting the first two clips in a (just created) series: "Things NOT To Say at SlapstickStuff!"
These vids look tremendous Rich, you are really knocking them out of the park. Loving the great cakings you're doing, and as always, loving the hair mess you're cooking up! You keep topping yourself!
thatoneguy said: These vids look tremendous Rich, you are really knocking them out of the park. Loving the great cakings you're doing, and as always, loving the hair mess you're cooking up! You keep topping yourself!
Thanks! I wasn't sure folks were still caring about hair mess, but the good news is... Kylie is totally down for that. (Also her hair gets pretty covered anyway...) So look forward to more like that in her other scenes to come!
Love you, too
She may be my favorite SlapstickStuff model ever.
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