Ok, not so much actual cake as cake BATTER. Gallons of it. In Wamjerk 30, Kymberly Jane guides you through a wondrous jerk-off journey as you share buckets of chocolate cake batter, red velvet cake batter, green slime, and a couple Cool Whip pies.
Sounds like standard Wamjerk fare, so far, right? We'll here's where it gets interesting. The scene is 13 minutes long and was shot in POV. Because certain idiots (who shall remain nameless) sometimes trip over a light stand or camera tripod during the shoot, I always have a second camera running as a backup. If the POV goes well, the second angle sometimes doesn't get used. Once before, I tacked it onto the end of the finished clip as a bonus and people seemed to like that, so I decided to do that this time too. Just to mix it up though, I ALSO added both scenes together in a pan & scan split-screen. That's three versions of the same scene in a row, for a total of 40 minutes of footage, all for one low low price. Watch all three or pick the style you prefer and just watch that one.
Red Velvet Cake has come up several times in conversation/my life the last day or so....
And every time, I wanted to bring up Kym's shoot. (I actually did forward one of the photos on to a friend, but was like "Look at this hot artistic deliciousness!" vs. "I enjoy pies and slime".)
I can't stop thinking about it. I like Horror Films and i like WAM, but I generally do not like anything crossing the streams, but this sort of comes close, due to how rich and burgundy-red the Velvet Cake batter sliming is.
In fact, while I wouldn't regularly condone a producer/model cribbing from someone else, i would LOVE to see Ariel, Jayce and/or Jilly (maybe Jilly and Adam?) utilizing the Red Velvet Cake Batter. Doesn't hurt that it's a flavor I love and kind of just makes it stand out; i can "taste" the mess more than, say, clear green slime or something like that. It legitimately looks yummy, i guess is what I'm trying to say.
It's only April 1, but not too early IMO to vote this one of the Best Videos/Uses of a WAM Substance/Sexiest Imagery of 2015. (It doesn't hurt that it's Kym, who has an amazing body, and has one of the sultriest smiles in all of WAMdom.)
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