The Man and The Wife said: Rich is making me like cakes more and more. Feel free to visit and do this to my Wife and our girls.

JazzTalker said: Hell yeah! Killer looks, killer mess. Nicely done as always. Josie is a freaking smoke show.

Have you ever done a variation where the Board of Health tries to shut down the Poison Pen restaurant? I remember some old Toshia stuff where she's the Mayor and tries to shut down a pie joint because they're closed, to which the character always responded, "Why, we're already closed?" which is the kind of meta humor I'm here for.

The Man and The Wife said: Rich is making me like cakes more and more. Feel free to visit and do this to my Wife and our girls.

cosmiccycler said: I'm definitely going to end up getting every Josie scene. How are you able to get away with shoving cakes in their faces when they're engaged/married!? Do the husbands not want to strangle you or are they generally cool with it?

SlapstickStuff said:
I mean, at least 75% of the models I've shot in the last 5 years are either engaged or married.
And the partners are ALWAYS cool with it.... There's not enough time in the world to deal with the whole "angry husband" thing. If she's any kind of professional, she knows it's a job and so does her partner, and my 2-decade track record speaks for itself.

Although it IS funny when the husband comes along and stands there watching, wide-eyed and (sometimes?) a little excited. That was definitely Alura's husband! (Super nice guy, HUGE ex-Marine.)

SlapstickStuff said: I know there's a few folks out there who still appreciate the "old school" scenes.... and as long as I'm still doing this, I'm gonna do my best to make each clip as epically, gloriously messy and FUN as it can possibly be.

messyblogg said:
I'm definitely part of that small group of people who love classic slapstick. The sillier, the better inequality. By the way, for the models with better acting skills, please bring more inequality scenes like SS262 with Jasmine's... they are my favorite

protostar8 said:
I can only imagine some giant hulk of a man standing next to you as you assault his wife with pies and cakes...you're over there sweating bullets hahahaha

messyblogg said:

I'm definitely part of that small group of people who love classic slapstick. The sillier, the better inequality. By the way, for the models with better acting skills, please bring more inequality scenes like SS262 with Jasmine's... they are my favorite

I'm with ya, but inequality scenes are REALLY tricky, as I've discovered. There's an extra layer of psychology involved.... The "messed up" girl has to be OK with getting covered for the duration while her friend stays clean (but also gets paid), and the friend has to be able to play that role well.

JazzTalker said: Man, by way of classic SS inequality scenes:

SS125 Carrie and Kellie....after having Shawna not get messy in her appearance with Kellie, it was great that Kellie was there as her "stunt double" and then finally got clobbered when she said "Yeah, Rich, I'm sure, just give me the pie."

SS139 Stacy and....her friend whose name I forget...who was clearly won over throughout the shoot to get progressively more messy as you shot more scenes throughout the day. I definitely wouldn't have minded her getting some good pies and a slime in that bikini top and shorts she's wearing in scene 1.

SS83 Meg and Julia, the "nightmare" scene with Meg pieing Julia all scene and Julia getting her back at the very end. Terrific. And Meg in that green bikini, whoo, I've got a soft spot for that.

Anyway, all of these have a somewhat "organic" feel to them. I get that they're still professionals shooting for money, not for kicks, but the energy is just so great on camera.

Some good inequality scenes for sure.... Which, frankly, I kinda forgot about!
I agree that all these are VERY organic, and part of that was simply the difference between models in the early 2000s (who were mainly college girls doing it for kicks and a little extra $$) vs. models now (where, if you're not doing OF, you're touring constantly and charging by the hour and a lot of shoots feel more "professional" in both good and bad ways).

Carrie's first 2-girl shoot with Shawna was PURE inequality, as the latter refused to get messy so I wrote the skits to account for that. AND she was poor Carrie's boss so she actually got paid MORE than her.... For the privilege of destroying her! Talk about humiliation!
So yeah, Carrie and Kelly were on the same level, and had worked together professionally many times, so they already had that easy chemistry. Worked out great.
The irony is that the one time Carrie shot with her ACTUAL friend IRL (SS143 with Marissa), it was her worst seller! Even tho they might have the best chemistry of any Carrie duo.

SS139 Stacy was super organic. I even remember asking if her friend could come along as she wanted to "break into modeling." And her friend barely asked for any money ($50?? $100?? crazy times), so I felt bad about getting her TOO messy, so you can see how she gradually gets more comfortable with everything, until the final scene where she's just as messy as Stacy.

SS83 was a custom script written by a good customer of mine. A little more complicated, but I love that setup, with the "twist ending" where Meg FINALLY gets pied.
Meg was a bit closer to Shawna by then. She ran an agency and would suggest models to me, and then occasionally she'd come along as well, under the condition that she wouldn't get AS messy as the other girl. Her and Julia were best buds tho. That first scene is just mayhem, they're not remotely following a script and just doing their own thing. Glorious.
I'm just as partial to Meg's previous one with Eden (SS74), where you can *definitely* tell she's the boss and Eden is the naive waif who suddenly finds herself getting pummeled with pies for multiple scenes with her boss' blessing. TOTALLY not based on real life! No sir!!