Hey all,
Rumors of my death have been *slightly* exaggerated.... Ahem. I'm sure I'll get back to releasing new scenes (at a slower pace tho), but I've been using the slow time of the year to catch up on remastering the back catalog. It's been going on for 3+ years, kinda wanna finish it soon!

ANYWAY. With the updates of SS67 and SS84 (now streaming or for purchase in the Vidown and UMD stores), I'm finally done with the whole run of Jill, AKA Jill E. Beans, AKA one of our earliest "super hotties." Jill was a former Hooters calendar girl AND a smart businesswoman who ran her own modeling agency for over a decade after her modeling career ended. (She's the reason you got legendary HD SlapstickStuff models like Taylor and Carrie, among others!) She was also one of the nicest, sweetest, and most SOUTHERN women I ever shot. (RobbyWLP always joked that she stretched my name out to 3 syllables.)

SS67 and SS84 are opposite ends of the spectrum: The former is Jill's worst-selling volume by some margin ( ) and the latter might be her most well-rounded one ever. Both were plagued with external issues: Blake, the short-haired blonde in SS67, was an 11th hour replacement for a different model, AND Jill somehow got lost on the way to my house that day so the entire shoot was rushed and a little chaotic. Nonetheless, the scenes are actually pretty good! Especially Jill and Blake's delight when the other gets messy... or the entire conceit of ESPN's Wide World of Stupid Sports where "Slapstick Boxer" Jill gets pummeled with pies for the entire clip as Blake's "sideline reporter" keep triggering slime upon herself.

SS84 was also a chaotic shoot, but at least this one worked out. To wit: Jill called me that morning to cancel, explaining that she had a bad rash on her legs and didn't want to be on camera... But in a rare moment of quick thinking (or desperation?), I suggested that we simply shoot 2 of the planned 4 scenes, including an inequality clip where Jill's sister would get ALL the mess... And keep Jordan in a bikini, but put Jill in jeans. And it worked out beautifully, with Jordan *finally* getting all the mess in a single scene for once!
And then, on the day of the rescheduled second half, it was Jordan's turn to be sick. So again, I pivoted, and had Jill carry the main scene (and take ALL the pies, God bless her) as she returns as SlapstickStuff's "cover girl" from her first shoot to get destroyed once again. (In terms of sheer coverage, this might be my favorite Jill clip ever.) And finally, we shot a semi-real gameshow, where the girls really were competing to see who would avoid the slime! But to "answer" correctly, they had to pie themselves first. And that went... a little sideways, but in the best fashion.

I don't know if SS84 is my best two-girl volume... But for sheer variety, it hits all the bases. Inequality scenes for both girls AND two tit-for-tat messy clips AND plenty of old school slime and pies. Plus, sister vs. sister... where each sister gets to slime the other one? Can't beat that!!

Good to see you back!

Any possibility of the odd jeans scene in the future?

The game show with Jill and Jordan has some impeccable questions followed by confused looks and no answer whatsoever. Only after about 3 of this worst quizzing of all time does Jill just pie Jordan. Its impeccable comedic timing and all (I assume) done in the moment.

Also enjoyed the ESPN parody, Jill has some great slapstick movement in it a lot of good tour de force ridiculousness to it.

She's the best like! Some cracking stuff here

The Jill scenes are easily some of my all time favorites. I own most of them and will be picking up the remasters ASAP, because they're total classics!

Jordan has to be the most underrated model ever

I have a lot of these. They're still awesome to this day.

Possibly! I swear a lot of models don't even wear jeans anymore, they usually show up wearing leggings or yoga pants.

As always, it might depend on the model... and with the ones who are fine with showing skin, it makes more sense to, you know, show skin. (Those sell better than jeans, overall.)

LOL.... Yeah, this wasn't supposed to be comedic on purpose! The "setup" was that the questions were ridiculously easy, but the girls had to pie themselves to answer.... So it would the girls getting messy (with pies) to avoid getting messier (with slime).

Except.... Neither of them could answer the "easy" questions. So I kept having to pivot! And then Jill, of course, pies her SISTER instead of herself right away.... And everything just went sideways from there.

It would up being much funnier (and more chaotic) than planned. But that's what always happened when Jill was around!
The ESPN was more planned out, but definitely designed to be as ridiculous as possible. And kudos to Jill for still doing her boxing moves while getting decked with pies...

I liked Jill's friend Danielle, the "big boobed idiot". But brunettes do it for me.