Hi, I've been a lurker for a while but I've just decided to join the community.

I've got the house to myself the next two weeks and I'm eager to try some jerk off instruction videos where the female is getting messy with me..

Any suggestions?

WamJerk is fantastic, they have lists of what you'll need usually posted as trailers! Enjoy!

Like any of us need help jerking off.

OK; Step one (and this is VERY important, so pay close attention!)...

"off" does NOT mean literally "OFF". If that becomes the case, turn off the computer and dial 911... or your favorite funeral home. Because things have gone VERY, VERY poorly by this point.

Everything else from there on should work itself out, once you get a feel for it...

You're welcome.