https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00M56XLJE/?tag=097-20&ascsubtag=v7_3_4_45f_1mvu_4_x01_-srt10-

So uh...just putting this out there for you all.

I like that the suggested items to go with this is an inflatable pool. Just need to add some lovely ladies and you're set to go, lol.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01M747KFK/?tag=097-20&ascsubtag=v7_3_4_45f_3ul9_4_x01_-srt10-

Given that you can send a message on a potato from Amazon, it wouldn't surprise me if you couldn't buy/sell people soon enough.

The big question is if this is free of animal byproducts.

Normal JellO being made from hooves and bones is a bit of a turn off for me! :p