Scene 1

Available at Jayce Lane's House of Mess

And if you order right now I think she's giving away a Roll A Matic mop....or not.

Wonderful pics of Jayce, Robby!

Beautiful!

Here I thought she would be giving away a grammarly subscription.

This is a great set!!!!!!

A man can dream...a man can dream.

Great work!

damn that black skirt ROOOOOCKS! made me look like i have an ass! yeeeeee!!!

no really though. i love this vid. the whole damn thing. the writing is awesome. *wipes brown off nose*

it was a fucking blast. now once i heal i may have to talk robby into bringing me up again bc there is a pole studio up there in chi town that have been begging me to come play!!

oh roooooobbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyy

Your whole outfit here is fantastic. So feminine. Love the frilly blouse and the way the pie collects on it. Very very sexy.

i loved all the outfits in this scene!! the dresses, the skirts, the shirts, the jewelry! all of it was mega glammed up and i was having a blast in it!! thank you!! that shirt really did soak up some crazy mess!

Pie polling.....so many ideas....so little time.......

dude. rotisserie pieing??? omg. yaaaasssss

With appropriate basting? Yeah, I can see that.

Of course I see a lot of things......some of them actually are real.

Rotisserie pieing? Does this mean I can drop Kyle Schwarber for Yoan Moncada? I think Robbie will get the joke.

BTW, Jayce. you are absolutely gorgeous. I mean that.

(grumbling about Baez) Then again, we didn't lose Yellich.

Oh, did I mention it's time for another "pic splash splosh?"

Scene 2

Still available at Jayce's House of Mess. I think she's out of mops, but she may still have some Slapchops left over.

i fucking love that dress!

IT IS AVAILABLE FOR TRASHING AND SLASHING YALL! WOOOOOOT! im about to put up pics of my closet bc


WE NEED A WARDROBE RAID TO HAPPEN! FREE CLOTHES TO FUCK UP, RIP UP, WHATEVER!! oh, as soon as i get the go ahead. just came back from surgeon. still got a ways to go

but not too much longer till i can get messy again.

Just...please don't rush it or you'll end up having to go back.