Hey folks.... Jasmine is back for her first solo shoot in a while in SS271. This was a customer request to put her in a "tiny bikini" and I used that idea as a fun (and messy) way for Jasmine to mock the many (MANY) bikini skits we've done over the years.

So after doing the standard posing, complete with "model voice," she gets the kind of messy karmic retribution that can only occur in one of our fake setups. (That would be an onslaught of pies.) After wiping up, Jasmine suggests we perform "farce"... which winds up just being really terrible British accents (sorry Brits!). And a good excuse to get Jasmine caked, custard pied, and taking a swan dive into the Bowl O' Glop. And yes, there's STILL more pies... and bright yellow slime.... and the Honey bucket on her head again, because why not?

We really put Jasmine through the ringer on this one--14 pies, 3 cakes, and yellow slime--and she took it all like a champ. (She's actually becoming quite the pratfall queen.) So if you like your models slipping, sliding, and falling while covered in mess (and a tiny bikini under there somewhere), check this one out!
Unedited footage in the UMD Store and RAWHD.SlapstickStuff.com ..... Edits coming this weekend!

Rich, this is a great scene, as I just purchased and watched it. My only question is about gif 2 where a white cake is pushed into her face. It does not appear in the download. That scene was one of the reasons I purchased it. Can you please shed some light on this?

That's super odd! It happens around minute 22, depending which unedited angle you're watching. She's running around and then "trips" and falls into it.... although I kinda brought the cake TO her, in hindsight.
If you're still having issues just email me and we can sort it out.

Not gonna lie, as a Brit I am tempted by the terrible accents.

My bad - sure enough it's there and I missed it. It's a wonderfully long video, so when I fast-forwarded to find it, I must have gone right by. It's awesome, and thanks once again!

Great body. Great hair. And she takes the mess like a champ. What more can you ask for!?

Fantastic pics and gifs of Jasmine, Rich!

*cue dozens of people bringing up thier specific kink*

Stock options. Always stock options.


Actual dialogue from scene...
Jasmine: Wow, your British accent is even worse than your Russian accent.
Rich: Nonsense! Jolly good! Bob's your uncle!!
Jasmine: [giant eye roll]
Rich: Crumpets!!

Jasmine's fake British accent is actually not bad, particularly when she says "I've come to see the Earl of Custard!" And immediately gets an entire custard cake smashed in her face.