A week ago I had taken a shower in my wife's clothes, dried and dressed in my female clothes. Whilst her clothes dried I went on UMD chat and was talking to a girl. Remembering the clothes I went and got them from the tumble drier and took them upstairs. For those who follow my videos you will know I have a half glazed front door. As I came down the stairs an Amazon delivery driver appeared in the porch. I couldn't ignore him as we were face to face. I opened the door, signed and retreated. He must have known I was male as I'm not very convincing but he said nothing. I waited to see what would happen and today I had another delivery with a different driver. I was dressed as a male and nothing was said so maybe word didn't get round. Anyway, now I want to do it again but the problem is timing it as I have a limited time to dress and who knows when the driver will arrive. I also want to film it which it makes it more difficult again. Oh well, we'll see.

Sounds a bit like a plot from a dodgy old porno. Aren't you supposed to invite him in while you search for a pen?