For my next messing, I'm planning to have my entire head coated in smelly salad cream and the top of my head covered in egg mayo. The two should cover my entire head in a combined yellow and orange coating. It will also fulfil my basic need of smelling of a vinegary stench. All the while, dressed as a police woman clown .
To the average person it may seem a bit of a strange thing to do, but to us it sounds amazing.
So is it the average person that's weird and not us.
Are you going to fill the police hat with the salad cream or the egg mayo before you put it on your head (ala Splosh's Rachel Stevens: Slime Suspect )?
LeRex said: To the average person it may seem a bit of a strange thing to do, but to us it sounds amazing.
So is it the average person that's weird and not us.
Are you going to fill the police hat with the salad cream or the egg mayo before you put it on your head (ala Splosh's Rachel Stevens: Slime Suspect )?
I do indeed find the whole thing extremely exciting. I was going to fill the hat with either egg mayo or baked beans, like I did with the straw hat.
Egg mayo is quite expensive, but I need a complete hair covering of it, like I did with Branston Pickle.
Patsy Pastry said: For my next messing, I'm planning to have my entire head coated in smelly salad cream and the top of my head covered in egg mayo. The two should cover my entire head in a combined yellow and orange coating. It will also fulfil my basic need of smelling of a vinegary stench. All the while, dressed as a police woman clown .
Whilst I find the idea exciting, is it weird?
I don't think it's weird at all. Wam seems to exist on a spectrum by itself. For some it can be a hobby and for some a fetish. For some it is simply fun and whimsical, for some it fills needs of humiliation, for some it's incredibly arousing, for some it ticks all boxes above at once, etc. I found myself asking similar questions at times as while I am not the biggest fan of savory foods or even certain sweet ones as dietary staples, I have found that they can be awesome messes! It baffled me why I would want to drench myself in something I'd never dare eat but from those thoughts I've come to find wam even more freeing and therapeutic because it allows me to be expressive of so many things all at once. Even folks outside the community I've talked with about the concept of wam are largely fairly understanding and non-judgemental. Anyone who I've ever discussed it with who said it was weird typically had their own hangups about personal image and such and didn't seem to enjoy their own lives much even outside those conversations.
Patsy Pastry said: For my next messing, I'm planning to have my entire head coated in smelly salad cream and the top of my head covered in egg mayo. The two should cover my entire head in a combined yellow and orange coating. It will also fulfil my basic need of smelling of a vinegary stench. All the while, dressed as a police woman clown .
Whilst I find the idea exciting, is it weird?
I don't think it's weird at all. Wam seems to exist on a spectrum by itself. For some it can be a hobby and for some a fetish. For some it is simply fun and whimsical, for some it fills needs of humiliation, for some it's incredibly arousing, for some it ticks all boxes above at once, etc. I found myself asking similar questions at times as while I am not the biggest fan of savory foods or even certain sweet ones as dietary staples, I have found that they can be awesome messes! It baffled me why I would want to drench myself in something I'd never dare eat but from those thoughts I've come to find wam even more freeing and therapeutic because it allows me to be expressive of so many things all at once. Even folks outside the community I've talked with about the concept of wam are largely fairly understanding and non-judgemental. Anyone who I've ever discussed it with who said it was weird typically had their own hangups about personal image and such and didn't seem to enjoy their own lives much even outside those conversations.
Spot on. I absolutely detest salad cream and brown sauce to eat
LeRex said: To the average person it may seem a bit of a strange thing to do, but to us it sounds amazing.
So is it the average person that's weird and not us.
Are you going to fill the police hat with the salad cream or the egg mayo before you put it on your head (ala Splosh's Rachel Stevens: Slime Suspect )?
Ah yes. A truly classic set . Nothing wrong in copying that. Bring back the ol' days says I. A tribute in fact.
Patsy; as much as I love the things going over your head, I'd love to see messy things going down your top. Nothing explicit. Just the sight of beans slipping inside your blouse..... Matt
LeRex said: To the average person it may seem a bit of a strange thing to do, but to us it sounds amazing.
So is it the average person that's weird and not us.
Are you going to fill the police hat with the salad cream or the egg mayo before you put it on your head (ala Splosh's Rachel Stevens: Slime Suspect )?
Ah yes. A truly classic set . Nothing wrong in copying that. Bring back the ol' days says I. A tribute in fact.
Patsy; as much as I love the things going over your head, I'd love to see messy things going down your top. Nothing explicit. Just the sight of beans slipping inside your blouse..... Matt
New bra purchased. The twins definitely getting attention this time around
Patsy Pastry said: For my next messing, I'm planning to have my entire head coated in smelly salad cream and the top of my head covered in egg mayo. The two should cover my entire head in a combined yellow and orange coating. It will also fulfil my basic need of smelling of a vinegary stench. All the while, dressed as a police woman clown .
Whilst I find the idea exciting, is it weird?
No, no, no, it is definitely not weird, it's your choice, your preference.
Everyone has different preferences, I love pasatta, rich red tomato.
If anyone doesn't like like silky smooth salad cream... I wouldn't lose any sleep over it.
LeRex said: To the average person it may seem a bit of a strange thing to do, but to us it sounds amazing.
So is it the average person that's weird and not us.
Are you going to fill the police hat with the salad cream or the egg mayo before you put it on your head (ala Splosh's Rachel Stevens: Slime Suspect )?
Ah yes. A truly classic set . Nothing wrong in copying that. Bring back the ol' days says I. A tribute in fact.
Patsy; as much as I love the things going over your head, I'd love to see messy things going down your top. Nothing explicit. Just the sight of beans slipping inside your blouse..... Matt
New bra purchased. The twins definitely getting attention this time around
The Twins I think I'm going to look forward to meeting the twins..... Pinky and Perky?
LeRex said: To the average person it may seem a bit of a strange thing to do, but to us it sounds amazing.
So is it the average person that's weird and not us.
Are you going to fill the police hat with the salad cream or the egg mayo before you put it on your head (ala Splosh's Rachel Stevens: Slime Suspect )?
Ah yes. A truly classic set . Nothing wrong in copying that. Bring back the ol' days says I. A tribute in fact.
Patsy; as much as I love the things going over your head, I'd love to see messy things going down your top. Nothing explicit. Just the sight of beans slipping inside your blouse..... Matt
New bra purchased. The twins definitely getting attention this time around
The Twins I think I'm going to look forward to meeting the twins..... Pinky and Perky?
irst of all SO WHAT.....in essence, there is probably something that is a little "weird" with every fetish. but this is the more significant premise....those of us that are into wam....are very very fortunate.
list of just a few examples 1. its not creepy 2. ITS HARMLES 3. its not illegal 4.dont neccessarily need porn to be "interested". for example, in the days of video stores, i would rent movies that i knew had wam in it. they were totally benign movies too! nothing awakward about those movies. 5. Dont need to go to "adult store" to get supplies....just go to local grocery store!
imagine how more complicated our lives would be if one of those listings above applied?
No, most definitely it is not weird. The only thing about "nature" is that nature is full of variety. There is no single definition of behaviour that is either "natural" or "weird". The only sensible reality is that what you find adds meaning to your life. For me, it's getting wet in my trunks and often in my t-shirt too. Is that weird? No! Enjoy. Enjoy. And then enjoy yourself again. Peter
Yes it is. Especially for those who do not know and/or enjoy it. To some they might see it as funny, to tothers it could be considered art. Most may even see it as a waste of food and water.
It is a subjective question. As an enjoyer of the WAM, both particpating and consuming it I have both my likes and dislikes, what is weird and what is not.
Example: I like anything that has the model wearing PVC and other faux leather or Latex clothing, thigh high boots and high heels. However I do not like the digusting elemnt of pet food and other such materials.
I find mud and clay interesting, but also weird given my anxiety and fear over dirt.
A great question which will have individual answers by everyone in the community I think.
Shiny-Lycra said: The smell isn't a problem, humiliation isn't a problem but anything that makes eyes hurt takes away from the fun of what's happening.
To be honest. It hasn't been a problem really so far. Salad cream has a distinct smell to it, which for me adds to the humiliation of how I look and smell after. It's no different to ketchup. I posted a video this week where I got turned red with ketchup and that didn't sting at all.
Weird is good. I was fascinated with fetlife about 10 years ago. Getting a glimpse of the diverse kinky world we live in. Admittedly some of what's out there is way too off the weird scale for me and some too dark. But to echo previous comments, as long as it's not harming anyone or yourself then go for it! I'm definitely in the same vein with the stink of it all! I used to detest the smell of salad cream but now it makes me horny , no prizes for guessing why! It's always good to know we are not alone in our passion and oddities, keep up the good fun Patsy!
messypair said: Weird is good. I was fascinated with fetlife about 10 years ago. Getting a glimpse of the diverse kinky world we live in. Admittedly some of what's out there is way too off the weird scale for me and some too dark. But to echo previous comments, as long as it's not harming anyone or yourself then go for it! I'm definitely in the same vein with the stink of it all! I used to detest the smell of salad cream but now it makes me horny , no prizes for guessing why! It's always good to know we are not alone in our passion and oddities, keep up the good fun Patsy!
I can't stand the taste of salad cream, but it does have a distinct smell to it. Wearing it and smelling of it is exciting and humiliating and the total opposite of how I look and smell all week. Can't wait until Tuesday when it happens again