Don't do it this way, that's for sure.

Nope!

WAM is about freedom. WAM is rebelling against parental rebukes for playing with our food. WAM is about doing it however we want.

The only "wrong" way to do WAM is if it's non-consensual. You don't fill someone's clothes with custard, or throw them into a mudpit, unless they have consented in advance. Other than that, absolutely anything goes as long as all concerned are consenting and happy with it.

Citrus person doesn't do anything for me but if they are enjoying it, more power to them.

As with all forms of kink and fetish, informed consent is everything.

Hear, hear!

Rapidly on smooth, hard surfaces.

I don't think I'd want grapefruit and lemon juice that close to my eyes!

Taking a flying leap into a new mudpit or swimming hole is the wrong way of doing it.

Co-sign