This is a question for the real freaks out there. Is shaving cream a good and safe lube? I have been covered by shaving cream so much and so thoroughly. The only new place to get messy is my asshole. I wanna shoot shaving cream up there before fucking myself. Is it ok for such a use?

Hey Bud, I would not recommend it for that. It has lots of alcohol and other irritants that aren't good for that.

The chems in shaving foam will cause your rectum to rage in agony and you'll be burning hotter than a white star coming out of el diablo's rear end.

So yes

I've had shaving cream up my ass plenty of times. Its not the best lube, but it has never caused any burning or irritation that I noticed.

Might be going out on a limb here but: NO!

I don't like shaving cream tried a couple of times always disappointed over all.
I have loved playing in lotion all these years. It gives me the smooth, wet slippery feeling of thick coverage. If I could i would metallic paint more often but the set up and cleaning takes a lot of time.
For a few reasons lotion is my favorite and go too mess. Found a couple I like the scent. Easy to wash off and lubricant properties.
Recently I tried X-Lube. It is powdered polyethylene oxide. Safe non toxic. The intention was to mix lotion in it. It is a great combination.
It will great all over and is a lube. I have a metal pspot/gspot tool. Excellent tool to get the right spot. Just glides in there nice.