I decide to put it to the test. Is it more fun being pied clothed or naked. I have 12 types of pie and 2 of each type so I can pie myself 12 times clothed and then 12 times naked! I used a mixture of sweet and savoury pies with foam, and a combination of bases including coco pops and crushed biscuits. The pies I used are as follows
Brandy sauce with honey
Chicken soup
Custard
Brown Sauce
yoghurt
beans
paint
chocolate batter
Curry sauce
Strawberry sauce
Mushy peas
Strawberry custard
I start wearing a t-shirt and shorts. I slap, smear and squash the 12 different pies into my face. The mess falls from my face and over my clothes and I enjoy rubbing the mess all over myself. The feeling of the messy fabric against my skin is fantastic.
After the first 12 pies are done I strip off revealing my clean body. I continue the barrage of pies to my face and this time rub the mess over my naked body. The pies fall from my face down over my chest and onto my cock. I sit on the mess on the floor and show my messy ass to the camera. I show my hard messy erection to the camera and masturbate till cum shoots all over me.
This has to be one of my favourite messy sessions. I just loved the feeling of the messy fabric against my body and also the feeling of the mess against my naked body. Of course the pies to the face felt amazing too and the orgasm was awesome.
I declare this experiment invalid! You've mixed your controls and you experimental data! No, this won't do at all! Go back and re-do your experiment with proper controls. And might I add, you didn't include different states of undress. This is just bad science!
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