I've always loved pieing women. But I also want a woman to smash me with a bunch of pies even more. Do you prefer to pie someone, or be pied by someone?
7/6/22, 12:59am: gender changed from female to n/a
Good question. I love both giving and receiving pies. Its really hard to say which I prefer, if I had to I think I would say I'd rather get pied. I think its so exciting to have a beautiful woman looking sexy holding a pie knowing you're about to get it. Have her let the anticipation build before finally putting you out of your misery and engulfing your face in the pie. I also love when she admires what she did to you and enjoys tasting a sample off your pied face.
For me it is both, but with a slight lean towards giving the pies. It definitely depends on who you are getting and why you are getting messy. I have a pie friend who prefers to be pies rather than deliver the pie. Different strokes for different folks.
BigPerm said: I've always loved pieing women. But I also want a woman to smash me with a bunch of pies even more. Do you prefer to pie someone, or be pied by someone?
Both but also depends on many things like the set up and vibe
I used to prefer to be the person doing the pie-ing, but now I'm equally happy giving or receiving... Although if I get pied, I very much want to reciprocate.
The surprise Factor is a good point. Most of my pieings have been planned out even if loosely planned. The closest I have come to being completely surprised was when I was going out with this woman for about a year and she had a little game she like to play with me. She would randomly call me up on the phone and tell me what to put on and wear, and I had to wear whatever she told me to. Then I was given a destination, always a crowded place with a lot of people, and I had to stand there and wait on her. Of course standing out in public wearing rubber and shiny vinyl draws a lot of attention. She would make me wait usually about 30 minutes probably watching me from a hidden location and then she would either walk right up to me and hit me in the face with a cream pie or she would sneak up behind me and spin me around to smash the pie in my face. The hottest thing she ever did to me was to make me wear a matte pink Pvc baby playsuit with mittens and booties and bonnet.... The whole nine yards. I had to go to a local Walmart, and this time when I got there she was already waiting on me dressed in all black leather, and there were 12 coconut cream pies on the ground beside her. She put a spiked dog collar around my neck with a leash and made me get down on my knees in front of her and beg her in front of all the people that were there to throw the coconut cream pies in my face. I had to call her Cream Pie Mistress. It went something like this, "Oh my beautiful cream pie mistress you are a leather goddess and I'm so hot for you to throw your cream pies in my face. Please, I am begging you, hit me in the face with your cream pies! Please! I want it so bad! Cream Pie Mistress you are so beautiful in your black leather I'm begging you to humiliate me in front of all these people and hit me in the face with your cream pies!" The smile on her face was ear to ear and she was enjoying the hell out of doing this to me and I was turned on something fierce that she was humiliating me this way. She blasted me in the face with the first coconut cream pie and commanded me to not wipe it off. She put coconut cream pies inside the pink baby suit, pieing my chest, my ass, and my groin. The pink PVC playsuit had elasticized neck arm and leg holes so it was easy for her to get the cream pies inside the suit. They still make and sell those at pvc-u-like or if you're here in the states... Make It Kinky.com. She pulled back my pink baby bonnet and smashed a coconut cream pie on top of my head and then put the bonnet back on me. She walked around me in a circle calling me a "big pie baby" and asking me in a pouty voice, "Does my big Pie Baby want some more Cream Pies in his Face?" I had to answer with, "Yes Cream Pie Mistress!" And she proceeded to viciously slam the rest of the coconut cream pies in my face. She then stuck a pacifier in my mouth and told me to wait 5 minutes before I left. She turned around and walked off and left me there. Later on that night she called me and said she was surprised that I actually waited 5 minutes before I left. I always knew she was watching me. My goodness she was an exciting woman, and for the life of me I really don't know why we stopped seeing each other.
Given hundreds; received fewer than ten - and these were simply a courtesy. I have little or no interest in getting messy (something I grew away from at a young age), preferring to be the one dishing it out to a lovely and willing wench!
I say both, I've been lucky enough to get to pie and be pied by a few notable members here, including Messygirl Lane, CreamMeAgain, and Maria! They can all deliver and I enjoyed being on the receiving end from them too