Bought Waitrose meal deal for Burns night, haggis and all that. It came with 2 litres of sodding ironbru, which as we all know is made from girders. Tried to open it and it exploded, bigly as Donald says, all over the fucking place. Certainly all over me and my attempts to get the foaming weapon to the sink merely spread it everywhere including parts of me that it had not otherwise reached. Was I turned on? No, I fucking wasn't!
Please don't ban me from umd for lacking wam credentials. I will try harder in future. ;
Love you, too
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