Hi folks, bit of a long shot but I'm visiting Inverness tomorrow (Thursday 25th May) and staying over for one night. If there are any girls in the area who happen to read this and fancy having a chat about maybe meeting up while I'm in town for some messy fun then please email me on wamtime@gmail.com.

P.S. I live in Aberdeen so any girls who are in that vicinity and are interested in all things gungy and gooey then please also feel free to get in touch!

I'd be up for this - dressed as a girl