Much like Al Capone and Prince (ahem), SlapstickStuff also has a vault! And occasionally, I find a few hidden gems in there that got passed over at the time.... like this TRUE inequality scene starring Serena (the platinum blonde) and Shelly (one of the best at doing the "hapless victim" role) and filmed--but not released--way back in 2015!

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Back then, I was releasing a LOT of Shelly clips, so enthusiasm for a new one wasn't especially high. Plus, a scene where only one girl got messy?? Customers got mad at me for that! Of course, flash forward to 2022, and now people WANT "inequality" scenes more than ever.... Hmmm.....

So, thanks to my editing skills improving, this one has more of a "short film" vibe than the other S&S scenes released earlier. But Shelly still plays the sweet girl-next-door whose luck never improves.... and Serena is quite good as a sexy cop who only shows up to make Shelly's life worse.
There's a lot of the non-messy humiliations that Shelly always did well--like the "bucket on the head" gag, along with the handcuffing and B&G fake bondage--before we get to plenty of pies (including Shelly's first marshmallow cream!) and a LOT of slime. (Remember when I did a lot of slime? Good times!)

Not gonna lie: Given the recent model climate, I am REALLY nostalgic for Shelly, a woman who always gave 100%, never complained, and always treated her messy shoots like a fun & goofy holiday rather than a payday. Was she ever one of our best sellers? Nope, but she's Top 5 all-time on a personal level, and I know she's got a loyal fanbase as well. Hopefully you guys really dig this one! (And I'm pulling even more Shelly content from the Vault too, so stay tuned!)

The final edit is up now in the Vidown and UMD stores! Pics and GIFs and the free trailer below!
https://youtu.be/RJVXuYtMksw

Massive fan of all the Shelly stuff you did and she is brilliant

Well, I've always loved Shelly, and it bums me out that she was never an especially good seller.
BUT I'm biased, cuz she was incredibly easy to work with and just a genuinely good person.... But those qualities won't necessarily make someone buy her scenes.

Anyway, she just had her first kid last week! Really full circle stuff here.

Also, just to clarify, this IS a brand-new never-released scene, not an old clip recently remastered. I only mention its age as I think it's a little shady when producers pass off footage from 8 years ago as something they shot last week, or whatever. That's all!

Remember : Dignity, always dignity!

Very cute scene!

I wonder what other great stuff you're holding out on us, Rich!

I love the marshmallow fluff pie coverage! I wish you used it first more often!

WAM folks: I wish you'd use marshmallow fluff more often!
Every Rich model ever: Please don't.

I really did stop using fluff because EVERY model seemed to have problems with it. Even Shelly, who never complained about anything, is a little overwhelmed by it if you watch the RAW footage. The problem is that it doesn't come off at all unless you scrub with hot water. So they basically can't see after getting marshmallowed.

Only model where I continued to use it was Lyndsay, God bless her. It wasn't her favorite but she didn't mind it. (Of course, Lynds never really minded anything, which makes her both a great model and an absolute unicorn in 2022.)