We decided Mel needed to get trashed while wearing a black PVC dress. So after a conflab with Axa Jay, we invited the victim, er, no sorry, Mel, over. It wasn't long before custard was flying left, right and centre. Mel got into the play and started trashing Axa, which was a bonus. The pair started pouring custard into places the sun doesn't shine. What could we do, but egg them on. . .