Ok, this will probably be a much longer post than I intend, but it's all quite relevant. I have had a bad week and it's had a significant knock on effect to filming and posting new stuff etc.

Firstly, my webmaster (soon to be ex-webmaster) his PC broke down and therefore has not been able to put anything new on the site or sort out custom films. I still don't know if it is fixed yet as he hasn't replied to my most recent message. Until his PC is up and running, I am not sure when I can up-date the site!! But I have new footage ready and waiting to go up!

Other technical issues I have had this week. My camera. I thought it was the SD card that was faulty until I tired 2 new SD cards and the problem was still there, rendering my camera useless!! I did not realise this until about an hour before I was to due to film with Annabelle. Bear in mind I am filming and preparing gune and hanging sheets all on my own. I have no help or camera person. And Annabelle is travelling 3 hours to get to me!
I have a huge panic and think the day is screwed... Then I remember my son has a video camera and so I try the SD card in his and it works!! Yay!!
But the Tesco delivery was late as always and I still had a load of gunge etc to make. We didn't start filming until after midday andI had to be done by 3pm for school run. We only got 3 films done. Being in front of and behind the camera, getting messy, showering, cleaning up in between films all yourself is hard going.

Anyway, we got three films done and they are ready to go up once my webmaster has sorted his shit out.

And now for the personal stuff. It's my sons birthday this saturday and I have been trying to organise his party... His dad (who is a c**t by the way) has been on at me via bloody text message to get sorted while he does fuck all. He even lied to me about it just to get me worried. And half the parents didn't RSVP, even though they know that the place I've booked is £12 per head which I am payinfor even though I can't afford it ( yes i am having a rant!). So that has had me stressed also.

Now even more personal and really effected my work...
I have been experiencing strange symptoms the last few months that have been getting gradually worse. I have had lots of tests and it turns out that all the things (heart palpitations, cramp, sickness, fainting, pins and needles to name a few) are all down to having very low levels of potassium in my body. I found out a few days ago and now on meds but have to have blood tests once a week until they are stable.

Now a messy thing that happened to me!! I have to get my passort renewed and I was planning to get my passport pics done (despite having bad skin this week) and i was all ready, showered, dresses, hair and make-up done. But before I left the house, I decided to get rid of some left over angel delight and custard (shame on me for having left overs!) So I went to pour them down the loo from a bowl. The lump at the bottom had solidified and it all fell down the toilet with a massive splash the went all over me!! And the walls and the floor and in one of my shoes!! Pink Angel Delight all over me as I was about to go out to get pictures done! That summed up my week! I am sure you all think it's wonderful, and it's funny now, but at the time I had to hold back the tears!

Then the post office tell me my passport is damaged so it might take longer to get a new one and my new picture is not quite right and I might have to get more done!! Great!!

Anyway, that's all of my moaning and shit. I would have put it in vlog, but fuck knows when I could get it on line!

MOST IMPORTANT BIT:
I have a space this coming Monday for the Monday Madness Mess in May!! Prvate sessions just £150 every Monday this month. The 12th is the last date free for this offer!

I think that's all. Well done for reading this far. A few random pics for your patience.

Jessie xx
www.messy-jessie.com

So, there you go.

It never rains but it pours. I know it must seem that everything that can go wrong will go wrong but I know that you're resilient enough to pull through.

Ex's are ex's for a reason (normally because you didn't know they were a c*nt at first!) and good people have good things happen to them.

I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say your family and health come first and that delayed updates should be the last thing you need to worry about. You certainly don't need to justify yourself to me.

If there's anything we can do to help, please ask - you'd be amazed (maybe) what people will do to help you out.

In the meantime, get yourself well and enjoy your party.

Get well soon

X

Tech issues suck.

Family issues suck more.

But remember that your UMD family is always here for you.

If only I still lived in England....

Jessica,if it makes you feel any better, I would totally bone you!

PieKing has pretty much nailed it with what he said, you have done so much for this community and the whole fetish over the years, having met you I can say that you've given me the confidence to be open about it with friends, im sure you've been an inspiration to loads of other people to not feel ashamed/embarrased and embrace the madness of it!

Bearing that in mind most people/fans aren't going to worry about updates/new material, they are going to realise you are a human being after all and real life whether it be health issues/family/etc does take precedence over anything else, you dont owe any of us anything, most people will totally understand!

I'm having a similar week :-(. Try to not get too stressed as the most important think is your health.

I would offer to be your cameraman but I would be bloody awful at it

My condolences on your bad week ... I hope the birthday party works out!

On another note... you are stunning in that picture set.

Kudos to PieKing! Very well put!

As many have said, Jessie, your health comes first. Your son comes second (you can't do things for him if you don't have your health!).

Everything else comes after that! And screw your ex! (Not literally! )

A week like you just had sucks! But you'll get through it! :lovestruck:

I love the pics you posted! A flight attendant as lovely as you would sure make some of the flights I've been on much more tolerable!

The last pic is fabulous! You look beautiful and that is a very hot dress (or top, can't really tell which it is)! AND, you're holding a pie! Wherever it lands, I'm sure it will be fantastic!

I know that you're taking meds for the low potassium, but here is a suggestion. It is NOT meant to be flip or sarcastic. Try eating some bananas, at least one every day. Both my dad and myself were/are on water pills for heart-related fluid, which causes a severe drop in potassium (which can cause sore muscles, cramps, fatigue, etc.). The Doctor suggested bananas as they are very high in potassium. They really helped my dad, and are helping me. Just a thought.

Take care of yourself, Jessie!

Norman

Get well soon Jessie.

Seconded on the bananas, or you could take potassium supplement pills. Don't overdose on it though, too much potassium causes problems as well, some of which can be lethal.

THANK YOU ALL so much for your comments and messages! I am taken aback by the kindness from people! I am touched and warmed by you all!

However... THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT. I can't eat bananas! I can't even touch them, they make me physically sick!!! Which worsens the low potassium level. So, even though bananas may work for you, they are my Kryptonite! The smell makes me gag. So, no more mention of the B word!

My ex is most definitely an ex... I tolerate him (barely) for my sons sake, but if I had the choice never to speak to him again, I would take it!

Anyway, I will get back to all of your messages after the weekend. Off to get the kids ready and then take charge of a bunch of 10/11 year olds who are mostly taller than me!

The airline hostess pics were taken a couple of years ago when I was looking into starting another website... But never got round to doing it through lack of time. And the pic where I am holding the pis in a dress was from a private session. There is footage of it up on YouTube, look for Sissy Sarah Jane pies Jessie and you might find a few vids!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl8Nkc7rTNs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MUH4LY9Asg

Jessie xx
www.messy-jessie.com

I'm sure that your doctor has given you better advice than you are going to get on a fetish forum, but if you do a little research - no more than a quick google search is needed - there are actually a lot of fruits and vegetables that are just as high in potassium as that fruit which must not be named (at least to you - I love them).

I myself have issues with low potassium as well and have to keep a close eye on it as I have to take medication which can lower it even more. If you have a condition that has caused that, you probably cannot overcome it purely by diet, but it is definitely best to try to do as much along that road as possible. I'm not sure what the market is like over there in the UK, but here in the US the supplement market is so poorly regulated that you really don't know what you are going to get (prescription supplements are generally more reliable), so diet is a best first approach.

Thank you again for all the messages you've been sending. I am overwhelmed with your kindness (and how many replies I will be sending)!!

Mhalver, unfortunately due to the cause of the problem it can't be solved with diet at this point. I have to take medication to kick start the process as the levels are so incredibly low. I have to have weekly tests to monitor it. The doc said that if they don't level out or drop lower, I may have to go to hospital to have iv meds! Not ideal, I'm too busy to take time off, so meds it is for now.

Anyway, my technical issues seem to be under control now, so new films and delayed customs are all underway!!

Jessie xx
www.messy-jessie.com

You amaze me by how much you get done on your own without all this going on, juggling everything you do. It sounds like you've had a week from hell.

I'm glad you've got your computer troubles sorted out though. That's one less thing to worry about at least, and you can focus on yourself. Hopefully the drugs will do the trick.

I love that last pic by the way. Jessie with a pie and a mischievous glint in her eye. Lovely.

Jessie, thanks for posting those two clips of you getting pied in that lovely dress! Sissy Sarah Jane really got you good! :devil:

Norman