Sometimes if I see a girl covered and I think she could pass for one of my celeb crushes under all that mess, I will put two pics next to one another just for fun. I know - I need to get out more. Here are Kristin Stewart and Ellie (from The Pie Detector).

I used to spend hours Photoshopping photos to make fake wam pictures. Here's what I would do with your sample photo, for example.

The pie areas are blurry though, as I couldn't find a clear pie'd face to use, and I was in a hurry.

so many celebs in so many substances i'd like to see

That's pretty good for doing something fast. Imagine if you would have spent hours and hours on it! I like the way you can still see her features and she isn't a pie blob.

Thanks! In this case, the pie overlay was low resolution as I just didn't take the time to find a higher-res version. When I would do this type of thing before, I always tried to let the real person show through, and not just be a 'pie blob' as you say. My favorite messy face pictures always show the features of the victim - just messy, but never blocked out by the mess. Here's a sample of what I'm talking about.

That doll face is a snidge too clean for me, but I get your point.

Love your profile pic! Where is it from?

Actually, yes, it is a bit too far on the clean side.

As for my profile pic, it is two photos I put together in Photoshop.
The foreground one is the chick playing in mud, and behind her are two miners. Totally unrelated images unless you mis-read Messmaster's rule about 'No wam photos with miners'. (which of course means 'minors', not miners)