If you could do a remake of the movie "The Great Race", with only MALE actors, wich actors or famous would you hire to play the characters?

The characters and humiliations would be:
Hero: covered with cakes and pies; falls into the mud.
Journalist, and hero couple: covered in cakes and pies.
Assistant of the hero: covered with cakes and pies; oil on the face.
Villain: covered with honey and feathers; covered in cakes and pies; falls into a giant cake; falls in pig manure; face in cow dung, falls into a sewer; trapped in stocks and filled with fruit and eggs; public humiliation.
Assistant villain: covered with honey and feathers; covered with cakes and tarts, covered with paint; falls into pig manure.

If you want you can add more humiliations.