I turned 30 this week! To celebrate the evaporation of my youth and the flat stomach that goes along with it, I'm offering 30% off my store until Tuesday! (Oh, I'm also planning a 30th birthday celebration video for later this year ). But until then, I've also put up for sale a Just the Hits video for Episode 19, which you can pick up now! In it, I take...
...almost 30 pies in the face
...8 pies to the ass
...5 pies to the crotch
...cream up my butt 5 times
And some "extra special" treatment that won't make The WAM Carnival's YouTube reel...
...my first-ever facial
...give a caramel-covered blow job to the carnival host
...get stripped naked
...get my underwear stripped off and shoved into my mouth before taking a pie hard in the face
...get thrown several times into a cream-filled pool.
Love you, too
). But until then, I've also put up for sale a Just the Hits video for Episode 19, which you can pick up now! In it, I take...
