There must be someone out there for me to pie, right? I'll pay up to meet up.

The key word here is "sessions": that's when you pay someone and either/both of you get messy. There are several people who do this, depending on where you're based. I suggest posting in the "Personals" forum for more info.

I recommend you start with some of the following
- Hi I'm Prettyprettypied, I like x,y,z, and am from the general geographic location of planet Earth.
- Build a relationship with people on the forum
- Check out possible local events
- Post in the right forum.

Right, SORRY! Ok-
I'm 39, straight and have a huge pie fetish that needs to be explored. Female is crucial here. I'll take your advice and try to 'session'. Worried that escorts and the like will not be into this, but worth a try. I'm in NYC. Thanks!

There is/used to be a dungeon in NYC that had dominatrices who catered to WAM....I think it was called Pandora's Box.