Who would you want to be? Why?

I didn't want to make a poll for fearing that I would forget someone.

Oh, boy, is THAT a fat pitch.

Me, I just need to start producing WAM.

The producer who gets to work with girls like this...

Non-scripted videos, just tit for that. The mess with pies, slime/chocolate.
Very simple, enough for me.

I would have done exactly what Piezone did. Colorful 90's esque setups with chunky slimes.

Excellent choice!

Ummm, hello.

^^^^^^ Winner^^^^^^^

Leon Moomin, so I get to pie Charlotte!

Logically, yeah, but on the other hand...although..hmm.

Believe me, it's what I do every. Single. Day.

The dog is a bit worried, but c'mon. Who's she gonna tell??

I confess I had not noticed the extent to which Mr_MG got to touch boob. I now hate him with the fury of a thousand suns.

I've never been happier at any time to be me.

I'd still be me...but with a dick

Seriously though if I could be a chick with a dick and make porn my life would be complete. Trans wam porn is hot!!!!

Second choice: definitely Phil from dirty muse cause he always had the hottest chicks and that great clay pit.

I would say I'd be me

Andrew from Pied Asian Girls. Pies, slime and beautiful, giggling Japanese girls.
Or the elusive Hiroki_Cream from Twitter.

Ooh ooh, can I be the dick?

Have you tried being a transwoman trying to get into WAM modelling?! Apparently there isn't much demand out there...